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Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:35 pm to Scruffy
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She is most likely single and will probably die alone.
Scruffy could be wrong, but with progressives, the odds are in his favor.
She's married with 2 kids.
She's one of those progressives that preaches nonstop progressivism to other women while exiting the progressive world out of the backdoor.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:37 pm to StringedInstruments
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Outside of making girls want to frick you, I agree.
A 5-5 woman doesn't know the difference between 5-10 and 6-2 and this doesn't violate my statement.
Height is ultimately relative. It's not about being 7ft, it's about being taller than the other guys.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:39 pm to tiggerthetooth
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A 5-5 woman doesn't know the difference between 5-10 and 6-2 and this doesn't violate my statement.
No but a woman - any size - knows the difference between 5’10 and 5’5. Since this thread is about short people and not general height, you should try to pay attention.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:42 pm to StringedInstruments
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No but a woman - any size - knows the difference between 5’10 and 5’5. Since this thread is about short people and not general height, you should try to pay attention.
You seem a bit angry fella.
Your response to me added nothing nor contradicted my statement. I don't know whats making a snippy little bitch.
Aside from that, being rich is more powerful than being tall.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:43 pm to stout
Sounds like she has quite the inferiority complex.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:44 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Aside from that, being rich is more powerful than being tall.
Nah
You can walk around on bourbon street and people won’t know you’re rich or got a big dick
But they’ll sure as hell know if you’re 6’5” or something
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:45 pm to stout
I’ll take a spinner if they’re handing them out.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:46 pm to stout
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:47 pm to chalmetteowl
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You can walk around on bourbon street and people won’t know you’re rich or got a big dick
You must not know the right women then.
Women know which dudes have money.
I bet the attractiveness of female partners correlates more towards the income of their partner than height.
This post was edited on 1/2/23 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:49 pm to tiggerthetooth
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bet the attractiveness of female partners correlates more towards the income of their partner than height.
You’re still a lil bitch, Squeak.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:51 pm to stout
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The future I envision is different: I want my children’s children to know the value of short. I want them to call themselves “short drinks of water” with “legs for minutes.” While one yells, “I’m the shortest,” I hope the other will bend his knees to gain an advantage, shouting, “No, I’m the shortest!”
How regular sized of her.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:52 pm to Hangit
Dude's shirt
Posted on 1/2/23 at 7:55 pm to stout
Short people ain't got no reason to live -R. Newman
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:02 pm to stout
Why are liberal women always so fugly
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:07 pm to stout
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When you mate with shorter people, you’re potentially saving the planet by shrinking the needs of subsequent generations.
Line forms to the right ladies...I'm willing to do my part.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
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She's Jewish and from New York, so I doubt it.
OK, OK... Brooklyn Chad. He's 5'10" and he made two whole free throws in an after-work basketball game once.
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:40 pm to Taxing Authority
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I'm becoming more convinced every day that most of the Leftist movement is a giant contest to see what stupid isht they can get people to do/believe.
Can you guys really not spot an obviously satirical article when you see one?
It even ends w/this
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The future I envision is different: I want my children’s children to know the value of short. I want them to call themselves “short drinks of water” with “legs for minutes.” While one yells, “I’m the shortest,” I hope the other will bend his knees to gain an advantage, shouting, “No, I’m the shortest!”
It's just a joke article from the opinion section.
at all you taking it seriously.This post was edited on 1/2/23 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:44 pm to stout
Rejoice boys
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