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NSFW, tits, explosions, hippo farts. Geezer rants about denim clad Faustoolios
Posted on 7/23/16 at 4:20 am
Posted on 7/23/16 at 4:20 am
Happened to be in a generic bar in a generic place tonight and really listened to what is playing on the radio now. It makes Achy Breaky Heart sound like O Fortuna(worth a watch regardless)
What happened!?
I don't think there is anything more horribly formulaic than this pansy arse, factory sounding bubblegum pop with a goddamn John Deere varnish slapped on it.
Boob break
I mean, I swear, I'd rather listen to two walruses (walrii?) mating on a chalkboard than this cookie cutter dirt road shite.
Here's an explosion
country music used to have real feel to it. Soul! Something to evoke a real emotion. Now, it's like someone ran an algorithm to find "country sounding phrases" and put them to a pop single, drop a George Jones (may he RIP) line in and they are gold.
Here's more boobs
It's horrid. An insult to the greats that came before them.
Who's gonna fill their shoes?
The question has been answered. No one apparently. Gone are the days where a country song could tell the tale of losing your wife, to your best friend, who killed your dog with your Pa's gun, but only because he named you Gertrude or some shite.
BOOB EXPLOSION!
Here's a new country hit
Rollin' coal neath the moon in a Cornfield,
On my tractor makin' ruts with the boys and reels
Drinkin' [top bidder brand name] beer 'cause it damn sure ain't made in China...
Drinkin' whiskey gettin' frisky with the girl next door,
Random George Jones reference but she's still a whore,
And the fence rows here are tighter than her vagina...
Well a' country words all jumbled,
Rancher's jargon I just mumbled!
For pete's sake, with names like Dierks Brantleigh (as egregious as any Skronquavious Shaniquanetta) it's as if they jammed every ounce of backwoods bamasippi stereotype into a horse needle and gave some boy band reject a denim makeover with an ironically unironic straw cowboy hat.
I mean, who is listening to this garbage and giving them money? With a wealth of classic, real music literally at your fingertips who could choose this synthesized, sanitized excuse for sound?
Who could choose this
Apparently someone already took every stupid thing I said and made it into a hit country song
When there is this!?
He stopped loving her today
Man, am I just getting old and crotchety, or is there something to this complete and utter sapification of music in general?
Anyway, I know
I'll close with the words of a great man.
TL;DR
Donate Blood.
What happened!?
I don't think there is anything more horribly formulaic than this pansy arse, factory sounding bubblegum pop with a goddamn John Deere varnish slapped on it.
Boob break
I mean, I swear, I'd rather listen to two walruses (walrii?) mating on a chalkboard than this cookie cutter dirt road shite.
Here's an explosion
country music used to have real feel to it. Soul! Something to evoke a real emotion. Now, it's like someone ran an algorithm to find "country sounding phrases" and put them to a pop single, drop a George Jones (may he RIP) line in and they are gold.
Here's more boobs
It's horrid. An insult to the greats that came before them.
Who's gonna fill their shoes?
The question has been answered. No one apparently. Gone are the days where a country song could tell the tale of losing your wife, to your best friend, who killed your dog with your Pa's gun, but only because he named you Gertrude or some shite.
BOOB EXPLOSION!
Here's a new country hit
Rollin' coal neath the moon in a Cornfield,
On my tractor makin' ruts with the boys and reels
Drinkin' [top bidder brand name] beer 'cause it damn sure ain't made in China...
Drinkin' whiskey gettin' frisky with the girl next door,
Random George Jones reference but she's still a whore,
And the fence rows here are tighter than her vagina...
Well a' country words all jumbled,
Rancher's jargon I just mumbled!
For pete's sake, with names like Dierks Brantleigh (as egregious as any Skronquavious Shaniquanetta) it's as if they jammed every ounce of backwoods bamasippi stereotype into a horse needle and gave some boy band reject a denim makeover with an ironically unironic straw cowboy hat.
I mean, who is listening to this garbage and giving them money? With a wealth of classic, real music literally at your fingertips who could choose this synthesized, sanitized excuse for sound?
Who could choose this
Apparently someone already took every stupid thing I said and made it into a hit country song
When there is this!?
He stopped loving her today
Man, am I just getting old and crotchety, or is there something to this complete and utter sapification of music in general?
Anyway, I know
I'll close with the words of a great man.
TL;DR
Donate Blood.
This post was edited on 7/23/16 at 5:50 am
Posted on 7/23/16 at 4:32 am to fr33manator
Music board
TLDNR
Did watch gifs
TLDNR
Did watch gifs
Posted on 7/23/16 at 4:38 am to tigerbutt
quote:
Did watch gifs
This. I don't do country.
Posted on 7/23/16 at 4:44 am to fr33manator
That explosion gif is wonderful. I can't stop watching.
Also I agree with everything you said about today's "country" music. Which is why I listen to gumbo 94.9 when I'm not listening to sports talk or news talk radio.
Also I agree with everything you said about today's "country" music. Which is why I listen to gumbo 94.9 when I'm not listening to sports talk or news talk radio.
Posted on 7/23/16 at 5:19 am to fr33manator
I guess an up vote for a creative post
Posted on 7/23/16 at 5:46 am to fr33manator
You could have just put the boob gifs and nothing else and got the upvotes.
Posted on 7/23/16 at 5:57 am to fr33manator
Do you even Colt Ford baw ....
not saying there's not some bad stuff out there but I heard the same shite from my dad about how the older country music was better in his day ....
If you want to cry about music going to shite just listen to some of today's rock music ....
not saying there's not some bad stuff out there but I heard the same shite from my dad about how the older country music was better in his day ....
If you want to cry about music going to shite just listen to some of today's rock music ....
Posted on 7/23/16 at 6:22 am to fr33manator
I call it country music for people that don't like country music.
Posted on 7/23/16 at 7:22 am to fr33manator
That's a wet hippo fart....
Might've been a sneeze..
Might've been a sneeze..
Posted on 7/23/16 at 7:58 am to fr33manator
Babe lifting her huge tits and bridge explosion/running man destruction gifs get a Schwing! Schwing! I listen to sports radio in my vehicles and YouTube classic opera vids as I drift off to sleep at night...like these to name a few.....
O Mio Babbino Caro, Nessum Dorma, Con Te Partiro, Oh Fortuna, Ave Maria........
O Mio Babbino Caro, Nessum Dorma, Con Te Partiro, Oh Fortuna, Ave Maria........
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