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re: Now the Annual Thanksgiving Play by Play Thread

Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:45 pm to
wtf would anyone put up with this?
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18853 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Nothing happens on the Tuesday night before Thanksgiving.


I don't know man. Tuesday and Wednesday nights before the holiday are usually pretty wild in the local Mexican restaurants. frick up family members in from out of town and no one wants to cook or wash dishes because they know what's waiting for them on Thursday. Table for a dozen at Mi Toro y Pueblo Los Cabos Su Casa with the Margaritas and Tequila shots flowing ?!! It can turn into a great night of people watching even if you aren't a people watcher. A skank family member can't hook up with/get in a fist fight with another skank family member leading up to Thanksgiving unless you're still leading up to Thanksgiving.



This post was edited on 11/26/25 at 1:01 pm
Posted by DB_tiger
BTR
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:59 pm to
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reggierayreb


This post is waaaay too detailed; you speaking from experience?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
107418 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:05 pm to
Why you calling her trash for drinking and enjoying the holiday when you just said you plan on being drunk yourself tomorrow? Drinking is drinking.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3008 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:06 pm to
A little early drama. My wife and I will spend Thanksgiving with just us two, the way we like it. This year she ordered the Thanksgiving feast from Sonny's bbq so she wouldn't have to cook, good for her. I was sent down to pick up said feast earlier today. Three heavy large bags of prepared food. Probably enough to feed eight. I get home and there is no way it all fits in the fridge. Ended up placing several containers in the freezer. We have enough banana pudding to keep the local elementary kids happy. Enough ham to feed the local high school football team. So bring your yapping dog and the ultra liberal SIL, I hate to throw away food. Don't know how we will eat half of this. Anyone hungry? That's all I got.
This post was edited on 11/26/25 at 1:16 pm
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18853 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:09 pm to
Nothing too specific we just always go out to eat the night before Thanksgiving or Christmas Eve Eve and my kids and wife like Mexican. I can remember a few heated arguments going on a table over or two the past couple years and you can tell by the way they dress differently or the different dialects that family is in from out of town. And it's not like an every year thing but if I still lived in my small hometown I think it could be. I'm not much of a people watcher myself but man it's hard to mind your own business when white trash gets to drinking too much and acting up.
Posted by DB_tiger
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Member since May 2025
252 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:10 pm to
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That's where every pre teen expands their insult vocabulary and grows some thick skin! MW2 lobbies were not for the faint of heart


Every single possible ethnic group got made fun of.

shite, one time I even pretended to be black to make fun of white people
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17093 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:10 pm to
Well. I just took the turkey out the refrigerator to start the brine process. How about this son of a bitch is still frozen solid. It's been in there since Sunday morning.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:21 pm to
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How about this son of a bitch is still frozen solid. It's


Quick thaw method.. Submerge the bird in 350°F oil...
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10896 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:37 pm to
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Quick thaw method.. Submerge the bird in 350°F oil...

What type of oil?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:39 pm to
I believe Virgin peanut oil will be best.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:42 pm to
10w 40 works best in a pinch.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72829 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:44 pm to
Since my alzheimer's mother and conspiracy theory cousin have died, the last few thanksgiving's have been completely boring.

But this year has a plot twist! We may or may not bring my invalid brother in law (car accident) who is temporarily living with us, hoop earrings and punk rock everything, wheel him over to my aunt and uncle's house, and insert him into their turbo-christian dry Thanksgiving.

Additionally, my dad has a new girlfriend he's bringing.

There's some potential.
Posted by johntclark96
Red Stick
Member since Aug 2025
21 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:44 pm to
Both my side and my girlfriends side have been hinting/pushing to drop by tomorrow/this weekend. We both said f that, so we are flying out to Perth and spending the next 2 weeks on the beach. Her side is bat crap crazy and mine are entitled leeches.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13110 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:48 pm to
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Will let everyone know if shite pops off! I plan to just observe and drink/eat and see what happen


Re-aim your security cameras before this happens. We would love to watch it go down.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10896 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:48 pm to
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believe Virgin peanut oil will be best

I’ve got plenty of peanut oil, but I don’t believe it’s a virgin. Definitely a bit used up. Warming up the oil now, how long to soak a 90% frozen bird so it’ll be thawed for tomorrow?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:52 pm to
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but I don’t believe it’s a virgin. Definitely a bit used up.


If you don't follow instructions, I'll not be responsible.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119980 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 1:59 pm to
The kid could have set up shop at the shadow line, been able to talk to the two in the back and still be a safe distance away.. Considering they were outside, there was probably no reason for them to distance.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54693 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

? Is he banned?

he is no longer with us, to say the least

RIP


Aww frick
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13160 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 2:18 pm to
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GeauxTigahs92


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