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Not Wearing Appropriate Work Attire to Work

Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:12 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:12 pm
A friend told me this story today. He said this new girl started working at his work place and that she has some huge tits. She has been there for several weeks and he said she has always dressed somewhat conservative, but earlier this week she came into work wearing a shirt that was revealing. He said she must have even had a new bra because her hogs even looked bigger. The way he explained it, its like she had a bigger bra and stuffed styrofoam in the bottom to make them bad boys perky.

He said it was obvious she was suddenly looking for attention and some dude that works with them told her something inappropriate (friend didn't know what he said), but she reported him and then got upset because HR told her that if she wears something that revealing again they will send her home for the day. Anyone ever had a similar experience?
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:16 pm to
Ttiwwp
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

He said she must have even had a new bra because her hogs even looked bigger.


Is this even a real slang?
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Anyone ever had a similar experience?


HR told me I cant wear nut-huggers anymore.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9008 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:18 pm to
Yeah we see some issues. I see a bunch of issues with woman on woman criticism. One manager always has her old boobs hanging out but calls her attractive employees down to the principals office anytime they wear something semi-revealing. fricking hater. She's got some hot mid-20's gals that basically are forced to dress like nuns.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198019 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:20 pm to
pics ( as an example) you stupid frick


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:22 pm to
What part of Arkansas are you from?

That shite you "wrote" was painful to read.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

her hogs


Please, don't ever...EVER...disparage the beauty, grace, and appeal of breasts ever again.

Call them tits if you are feeling frisky, or melons if you are a bit immature.

But never, NEVER...call one of the most glorious and pleasureful things God has given man "hogs" ever...again.
This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

woman on woman criticism


THIS

One female employee constantly whines about skirts being too short to our boss but her fat arse is always seen wearing low cut shirts. Her cans are shaped nice...too bad the rest of her isn't
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:26 pm to
I haven't ever worked with women. Life is peachy
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

But never, NEVER...call one of the most glorious things that God has given man "hogs" ever...again.


He called them hogs, I am guessing they are some big sloppys.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

I haven't ever worked with women. Life is peachy



You just said you like looking at dudes all day.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:29 pm to
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Is this even a real slang?


Probably not, but frick it, it was funny.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38681 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

woman on woman criticism
quote:

THIS


I've seen some situations where HR has to interview an entire department over supposed violations, and it usually goes: Men - "I don't care." Women - "I'M ALARMED!"
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15386 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Is this even a real slang?

Probably not, but frick it, it was funny.

Agreed, I plan on working "hogs" into the conversation as soon as the next opportunity arises.


I'll probably be hearing from HR soon as well.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9008 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:50 pm to
More true words were never spoken. I have to manage them and deal with complaints from those managed by the woman hater. Stuff of nightmares
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19821 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 5:59 pm to
frick that! What do they think I'm at work for? It damn sure ain't to work! It's to stare at sluts all day and read tigerdroppings!!!!
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20645 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 6:13 pm to
You're supposed to wear business casual at work and two weeks in, I'd say I'm the only one who does consistently among guys. Either beans or damn sweater shirts. The big dumb issue is no tennis shoes which people are protesting by putting their smelly as tennis shoes on their desk.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 6:16 pm to
My pet peeve is that business casual isn't really casual at all. If I have to dress up, might as well go all the way.
Posted by LOL
Member since Jun 2015
888 posts
Posted on 4/28/16 at 6:36 pm to
I gotta see these warlocks
This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 6:37 pm
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