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Non-stick fry pans causing small penis syndrome in boys

Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:08 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:08 am
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Scientists have found the chemicals, called PFCs, can interfere with male hormones and lead to sexual organs being 'significantly' shorter and thinner.

And this effect is not only seen in the womb, the researchers said. PFCs could have toxic effects in teenagers, too.

Scientists found young men who grew up in an area polluted with PFCs have penises 12.5 per cent shorter and 6.3 per cent thinner than healthy men.



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Chemicals called PFCs are common in everyday items and, notably, used to be used to make the Teflon coating for non-stick frying pans


#morebutter
Posted by jimbeam
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:09 am to
Muh magnalite pot

WHO’S LAUGHIN NOW BAW
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:10 am to
They will all drive lifted trucks when they grow up
Posted by nerd guy
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:11 am to
No doubt my parents cooked every single one of my meals on non-stick frying pans.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:11 am to
So that’s why I’m tiny. Damn you mom and dad
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:12 am to
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How the frick do you have a control group for this? Have Ron Jeremy frick 300 women in different environments then check the results over the course of 15 years?
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:13 am to
Yes, healthy living/eating folks from middle class families versus cast iron stick o'butter poorer families. May better explain why girls like trashy guys.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:14 am to
Cast Iron has always been the way to go.
Posted by GreyWhiskers
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:15 am to
my mom cooked in iron skillets and I’m no John Holmes
Posted by AlxTgr
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:15 am to
My mother didn't have these, so I have to find another explanation.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:16 am to
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Cast Iron has always been the way to go.


hell yeah it is.

my primary skillet is 100+ years old and handed down multiple generations and its as solid today as it was 100 years ago.
Posted by oleheat
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Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:19 am to
Maybe the Chinese translation got jumbled up and it actually read "no-dick" instead of "non-stick".

Thanks a lot, you little screamin' bastards.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:21 am to
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Scientists found young men who grew up in an area polluted with PFCs have penises 12.5 per cent shorter and 6.3 per cent thinner than healthy men.


So, China. Breaking news right there. Asians have small peens.
Posted by nerd guy
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:31 am to
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Cast Iron has always been the way to go.




Damn straight. And less worry to take care of.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:41 am to
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Researchers at the University of Padua in Italy made the discovery after measuring the penises of 383 men with an average age of 18.

Padua, near Venice, is in one of four areas in the world known to have high levels of PFC pollution


Seems to me that Italian researchers were looking for an explanation of why they have small penises.
Posted by Raleigh Tiger
Raleigh, NC
Member since Oct 2003
614 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:44 am to
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penises 12.5 per cent shorter and 6.3 per cent thinner


Hey! It might not be big around, but at least it's short!
Posted by DeepBlueSea
Member since Jan 2018
773 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:47 am to
Read this years and years ago. Tossed out all the non-stick cookware in favor of stainless steel or old-school cast iron, even though we didn’t have a son at the time. Had one a few years later.

He’s good, but he had the nerve to complain about his grilled cheese sandwich getting stuck to the skillet the other night.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57442 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:48 am to
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hey will all drive lifted trucks when they grow up


i drove a lifted truck and my dick is bigger than yours.
Posted by oleheat
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Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:52 am to
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my primary skillet is 100+ years old and handed down multiple generations and its as solid today as it was 100 years ago.


Yep- got at least one around that same age. Belonged to grandparents, who had it handed down to them.....Few items suited for everyday use can be passed down, that many generations...
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:56 am to
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i drove a lifted truck and my dick is bigger than yours.

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