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re: Noah's Ark found?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:12 pm to Boondock Saint
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:12 pm to Boondock Saint
You’ve evaded addressing the question though: what’s the lesson?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:13 pm to BFANLC
I don't believe it will be found. Surely people would have repurposed that wood.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:13 pm to Hateradedrink
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What lesson does it teach if it is real?
That an all powerful God can wipe us out?
How would a fake story teach that?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:14 pm to Boondock Saint
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I'm sure you won't believe it, but a quick ChatGPT
Oh crap, we've got a serious scholar on our hands!!!
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:15 pm to junkfunky
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Are you trying to say there wasn't a global flooding event due to ice melt despite widespread evidence while calling other people dumb?
The flood was from the outer ring of water falling down onto the earth. Also why people stopped living for hundreds of years because they lost the protection from the sun.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:15 pm to BFANLC
Meh, he didn’t use a pirogue?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:15 pm to forkedintheroad
This is a fascinating post. I’d like you to elaborate on how it being fake makes the story less impactful.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:16 pm to hashtag
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I wonder how long it'll take you to realize that archaeological discoveries are regularly providing evidence that biblical stories are in fact historical events.
There is no evidence that the entire planet was flooded. Zero.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:18 pm to cgrand
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Noah’s ark is a parable not a historical event.

Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:21 pm to cardswinagain
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It's funny how threads like this trigger atheists so much. They can't help but comment
One can be a believer and not take all of the Noah story literally.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:21 pm to BFANLC
Have they found the old lady’s diamond from the Titanic? Would be a lot cooler if they did.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:21 pm to The Boat
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The flood was from the outer ring of water falling down onto the earth. Also why people stopped living for hundreds of years because they lost the protection from the sun.

Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:21 pm to BFANLC
I thought it was behind baileys on Burbank?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:21 pm to CueBacca
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The myth of Noah's Ark
There’s plenty of evidence of a huge widespread flood in the area between the black, red, and caspian seas and the Persian gulf in the relevant timeframe. Probably a result of rapid flooding of the Mediterranean
The notion that it was done by god to cleanse the earth or that some guy built a big boat and put two of each animal on it is clearly a parable though. It’s also silly to think the entire earth was flooded. That’s not how any of this works. Doesn’t detract from the lesson of the story to acknowledge that it’s not a literal account of events.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:24 pm to Boondock Saint
lol.
Gonna be a hot eternity for you.
Gonna be a hot eternity for you.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:25 pm to Boondock Saint
quote:tell me how the universe we are in began in your opinion. I want to get a good idea of what you consider wild and irrational
Good lord people, I'm still shocked that any rational, thinking person with an IQ over 100 could actually believe that
At some point everyone is going to have to believe something irrational and beyond human comprehension
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:25 pm to Boondock Saint
Oh well… if chatgbt says it, it’s gotta be true….
Keep posting man…. Really digging yourself a hole…
Keep posting man…. Really digging yourself a hole…
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:26 pm to ThePoo
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tell me how the universe we are in began in your opinion. I want to get a good idea of what you consider wild and rational
I’m not sure asking anyone to answer quite possibly the most unknown question in history is getting the point across that you think it is

Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:28 pm to Indefatigable
quote:and yet it is
I’m not sure asking anyone to answer quite possibly the most unknown question in history is getting the point across that you think it is
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:30 pm to mdomingue
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You mean Jewish context.
You mean Babylonian. The flood itself was almost certainly a historic event, but 'flood tales' first appeared 6,000 years before it appeared in Jewish text.
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In the Epic of Gilgamesh, Utnapishtim tells the story of how he survived a great flood sent by the gods to destroy humanity. The gods, angered by the noise and chaos of mankind, decided to wipe out all life. However, the god Ea secretly warned Utnapishtim and instructed him to build a massive boat to preserve himself, his family, and a sampling of animals and craftsmen. Utnapishtim obeyed, and when the floodwaters came, they engulfed the earth for seven days and nights. Eventually, the waters receded, and the boat came to rest on a mountain. To determine if the land was dry, Utnapishtim released a dove, a swallow, and finally a raven, which did not return-signaling that the flood had ended.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 6:31 pm
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