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re: No such thing as real country folk anymore

Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8599 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:25 pm to
Things ain't like they was!
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108752 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:27 pm to
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What metrics do you use to define being 'country


1st off real Country people dont believe in metrics and modern day hocus pocus. They trust the good Book and take Care Of their own. Give You the shirt Off their back. Something you millennials have no Idea about.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:28 pm to
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Tiger Ryno



you just listed metrics and you have no idea how old or young I am.

Good day, sir.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:29 pm to
Don’t forget about the $400 ice chests.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:31 pm to
i just moved out to country so I could go shooting in my backyard.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:31 pm to
Metrics is for the Europeans, boy. We use the Dewey decimal system in the us of a.
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:32 pm to
The real country folks already sold all that stuff to finance their oxy and/or meth habits
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108752 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:32 pm to
I'm not Claiming to Be country at ALL but my grandparents were. They always had ice boxes. The old kind. No Air Conditioning either. Put a fan in front of a block of ice and blew it through the window in the summer.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62214 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:34 pm to
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Why is it sad to say? Country folk are dumb and drains on society.


You don't deserve the food that these people work hard to put in your mouth.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:35 pm to
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You don't deserve the food that these people work hard to put in your mouth.
True, but they are too dumb to do anything about it. Government leaches.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:35 pm to
Salt of the earth.


Now it’s all Nests and dual zone hocus pocus with Sous Vide dildos and reverse sears. Give me some dead trees and a cow. I’ll give you a reverse sear.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:36 pm to
There still is, but few and far between.

Old school country folk were awesome
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:37 pm to
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Why is it sad to say? Country folk are dumb and drains on society.




quote:

True, but they are too dumb to do anything about it. Government leaches.


Yeah, you're out of you're league here.

Country folk were self reliant. You're confusing the bro country pretenders
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 2:40 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46754 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:40 pm to
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Sous Vide dildos


I invoke Rule 34. Although I'm too scared to actually google it.

Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:43 pm to
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Country folk were self reliant.
So they didn't rely on government subsidies to keep that farm running?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71850 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:46 pm to
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Now it’s all Nests and dual zone hocus pocus with Sous Vide dildos and reverse sears. Give me some dead trees and a cow. I’ll give you a reverse sear.


Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:47 pm to
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So they didn't rely on government subsidies to keep that farm running?


Small truck farms weren't subsidized. Subsidized farmers ain't "country folk"
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 2:48 pm
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:49 pm to
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Small truck farms weren't subsidized.
And now they are or of work. Dummies.
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:50 pm to
Just cause a man doesn't yeehaw and wear coveralls for a living don't make him less country than your inbred grandpappy.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:50 pm to
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And now they are or of work.


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