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I live with someone who never closes the bathroom door. So yeah. He doesn’t burp a lot, but he doesn’t hold them back at home or anything. I don’t really do it in front of him.

I’ve had to fuss at his daughter to stop farting on/near me to be funny. It’s disgusting.

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My mother-in-law, however, lets it all rip! Big, loud, wet, exceedingly long belches and farts in front of God and company - without even acknowledging anything occurred. And all.day.long. Makes me sick. Facing - and dreading- a visit this weekend. It's even worse on holidays because the rest of that family does the same dang thing. smh

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Haha. You know a family is trashy when the women are doing all of this.

for the guys a small belch now and again in front of others is acceptable, loud ones, no. Farts no.

For the ladies, all bodily functions including burping and farting, are to be done in privacy.

Been married for 14 years to my now wife and I couldn't even testify in court that she shits. Never seen it, never heard it, just assume that she does. Some things aren't for sharing.

I have a wife, a teenage daughter, a preteen daughter and a dog who is also a female. I’m all alone and have pretty much zero chance in that environment. I always seem to be the one on an island twisting in the wind. When we go places as a family and we are forced to go in separate vehicles for one reason or the other, who do you think my daughters always want to ride with? You guessed it their mother. What reason do they give? Their mother (my wife) listens to all the cool music they listen to not all the uncool stuff from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s even though I usually let them put their music on.

How do I get my “revenge”? I fart and belch the loudest and longest I can, as often as I can. Yes, I have to listen to a lot of bullshite complaints, but it’s worth it. If this is the worst thing I ever do, they oughta consider themselves lucky they’ve got a husband/Dad that loves them, cares for them and handles everything financially for them.

Enough! Off the soapbox!

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If a man can't fart and burp while shirtless in his own damn house, then where in this world is he supposed to be truly free?

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I guess the trailer park?

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I’ve had to fuss at his daughter to stop farting on/near me to be funny. It’s disgusting.

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You don't ever fart around them? Lol

No.

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I know the ages of all of my cousins. How else was I supposed to avoid statutory rape?

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Priceless