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Nick Bateman must stop squinting at some point

Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:29 pm
Posted by WorshipTrees
Member since Jun 2019
16 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:29 pm
At what point during his day does he stop the constant squinting? When he gets home from work? he has a girlfriend who's only known him as a squinter so i don't think he can relax even then. There must be a point in the evening, when all the lights are out and he's tucked up in bed watching tv where his eyes suddenly relax and enlarge by a factor of 3. It must be terrifying, i'm just imagining this swarve guy suddenly let down his guard revealing these saucer eyes - nightmare fuel for tonight.





bloated bug eyed potato faced beard frauding subhuman, f*ck you
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19258 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:31 pm to
What the frick are you on about? And who fricking cares about some dude nobody has ever heard of and his fricking eyes? Just hit him up on Grindr queer.
Posted by WorshipTrees
Member since Jun 2019
16 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:32 pm to
Keep crying for bateman

Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93725 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:32 pm to
Who the frick is Nick Bateman and why should i care?
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54116 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:32 pm to
what is happening here?

to be clear, we are mad at a random dude that squints?
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10485 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:45 pm to
Not sure who this is, but in two of the three pictures you posted, dude ain't squinting. This is just fricking retarded
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18047 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:53 pm to
No wonder your wife screws around on you. You’re into dudes.
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 6:55 pm to
I thought that last picture was Jay Cutler.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4000 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 12:20 pm to
This sounds like a Zach/slater feud from Saved by the Bell.

Stop squinting, Preppy
This post was edited on 6/2/19 at 12:21 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 1:37 pm to
At some point your Mom must stop squirting.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 1:43 pm to
You wanna suck his cock so bad!
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
4947 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

What the frick are you on about? And who fricking cares about some dude nobody has ever heard of and his fricking eyes? Just hit him up on Grindr queer.



This. And which alter is really this ghey?
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7717 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 1:49 pm to
I don't know who that douche is but wtf is he tucking his ears in his cap?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66950 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 1:55 pm to
Canadians
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14864 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

bloated bug eyed potato faced beard frauding subhuman, f*ck you



Well, I laughed.
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1429 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 3:17 pm to
You won't beat the downvote record with a post like this.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25995 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 3:18 pm to
Another self imposed ban that we must adhere to with this guy?
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 3:47 pm to
Have a downvote you envious lard arse.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136823 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 3:48 pm to
Twist

OP is Nick batemen
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

i'm just imagining this swarve guy suddenly let down his guard revealing these saucer eyes


Why are you commenting on another mans eyes?
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