re: Nice neighbor

I have a Vietnamese dude that lives up the street from me that does this to all his neighbors. He just likes to work. Seriously. Coolest dude ever.

If he offers you a coke, I’d pass.

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My neighbor is a Chinese cancer research doctor

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It's the MSG

Idk. Ask St Jude

Red is the color of luck for the CNY.

One way they celebrate is give cash in red envelopes.

You don't want to just be handing out cash. But, since he appears to like yardwork give him a red envelope with a home depot gift card.

Or maybe a pick up receipt for lawn bags (since he picked up the leaves). It's the red envelope and something of material value that matters; it promises prosperity through good luck.

Could go deeply religious and do some ancestor worship with a pickle jar of home made napalm if he's southern Chinese.

He Chinese..He play joke
He clean your leaves cause your wife he Poke

they're big on finger traps

He’s prob a CCP spy.

He's eying your dog. Some breeds are a delicacy in China.

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My neighbor is a Chinese cancer research doctor and speaks very little English.

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Chi-Com spy.

Has this faux backstory and sprinkles good deeds in to get you drop your guard and suspicion.

“In preparation for war, make your enemies think peace is your only goal.” -Sun Tzu