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New York City Obliterated by Killer Asteroid
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:08 pm
Thankfully it was only a simulation.
And the worst part of it all is it was politics that caused New York to get wiped out.
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College Park (United States) (AFP) - After devastating the French Riviera in 2013, destroying Dhaka in 2015 and saving Tokyo in 2017, an international asteroid impact simulation ended Friday with its latest disaster -- New York in ruins.
Despite a simulated eight years of preparation, scientists and engineers tried but failed to deflect the killer asteroid.
The exercise has become a regular event among the international community of "planetary defense" experts.
And the worst part of it all is it was politics that caused New York to get wiped out.
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Three impactors managed to hit the asteroid. The main body was deflected, but a smaller fragment broke off and continued on a deadly path, this time towards the eastern US.
Washington considered sending a nuclear bomb to deflect the 60-meter rock -- repeating a successful strategy that saved Tokyo last year -- but it was crippled by political disagreements.
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:09 pm to Darth_Vader
This is the southern members of the OT’s wet dream.
ETA in before they should train astronauts to be drillers and not the other way around.
ETA in before they should train astronauts to be drillers and not the other way around.
This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:09 pm to Darth_Vader
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Unfortunately, it was only a simulation.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:10 pm to Darth_Vader
“Good. That city is basically New Orleans but with shittier people anyway.”
- The OT
- The OT
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:10 pm to Darth_Vader
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New York City Obliterated by Killer Asteroid

Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:13 pm to Darth_Vader
They wasted eight years trying to save the city instead of just spending eight years relocating the important stuff (like the delis and pizza shops)? Next one of those frickers who complains about us taking three days to evacuate for a hurricane gets a broken nose.
This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:14 pm to AbitaFan08
If the Red Sox then won every World Series going forward, it would be 2039 before they passed the Yankees in titles.
And I’m a Sox fan.

And I’m a Sox fan.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:14 pm to soccerfüt
I can’t express to you how little I care about that statistic.
Go Sox and all, but whether or not they have more titles than the Yankees is not something that occupies time in my mind. I just like going to Fenway and enjoying the atmosphere.
Go Sox and all, but whether or not they have more titles than the Yankees is not something that occupies time in my mind. I just like going to Fenway and enjoying the atmosphere.
This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:15 pm to Darth_Vader
Damn. I hate the Yankees
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:16 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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They wasted eight years trying to save the city instead of just spending eight years relocating the important stuff?
No. Read the article.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:17 pm to Darth_Vader
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No. Read the article.
I don't have to. Your quote from your OP. Did YOU RTFA?
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Despite a simulated eight years of preparation, scientists and engineers tried but failed to deflect the killer asteroid.
This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:18 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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I don't have to. Your quote.
Again. Read the article. There’s a lot of detail you’re missing, namely that the asteroid wasn’t even heading for New York.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:21 pm to Darth_Vader
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Again. Read the article. There’s a lot of detail you’re missing, namely that the asteroid wasn’t even heading for New York.
Ahh. I see now. I RTFA.
So, instead of spending six to eight years evacuating Denver, they spent six to eight years to Keystone Kops their way into destroying NYC.
This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:23 pm to TulaneFan
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Unfortunately, it was only a simulation.
New York is America’s greatest city and probably the greatest city the world has ever known. Never forget 9/11.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:24 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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So, instead of spending eight years evacuating Denver, they spent eight years to Keystone Kops their way into destroying NYC.
They did save Denver. And they could have saved New York. But they let politics prevent them from launching nukes to blow up the chunk heading there.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:26 pm to Darth_Vader
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They did save Denver. And they could have saved New York. But they let politics prevent them from launching nukes to blow up the chunk heading there.
Maybe they just subconsciously liked Denver better than NYC and shrugged politically once Denver was in the clear.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:28 pm to Darth_Vader
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But they let politics prevent them
Without reading the article, did they allude to Trump or Conservatives being at fault? Scientists, who one would think would think critically, are oftentimes liberal loons.
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:30 pm to JetsetNuggs
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JetsNuggs
“Sort of want”
So I’m assuming you celebrated on 9/11/01?
Posted on 5/5/19 at 2:48 pm to Darth_Vader
I imagine many of you were happy with the events of September 11, 2001.
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