re: New phrases/sayings that grind your gears.

IWHI (you can't)

I would destroy! (you wouldn't)

Baw (means a testicle)

Equity

This isn't new, but when people say they are going "wash it down with [insert drink]" when discussing what they're eating/drinking, I see red.

It reminds me of someone my My 600lb Life guzzling a 2-liter with their Tater Tot Surprise. You aren't washing down your bites of dinner with that cabernet.. and if you are, you need to see a doctor.

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"the jab"

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Agree on this one. Awful.

"It's been a minute" is stupid. It's not clever and it's not funny. It's just stupid and apparently a new copycat saying like "I know. Right?" which is also silly.

I call them "fad sayings".

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Guarantee the person saying this couldn’t name one stranger thing that happened.

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Belichick let Doug Flutie drop-kick a point after.

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I was watching one of those the other night and some 3/4-ton chick said that she wasn't exercising because she "didn't have the equipment." For some reason that just cracked me up. Still does. I guess it's just such brazen bullshite that it amuses me that an actual person said it.

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There's one lady from an old episode who is addicted to "cheesy potatoes". It is all she has eaten since she was 4, and it is all she eats. During the scene where they do the intervention and she's at wit's end over this obsession.. a truck pulls up to her driveway and dumps a year's worth of cheese and potatoes out onto the street to demonstrate how serious the addiction has become.



I want to say they even make her pour a bucket of cheese onto the potatoes in the street for effect. Not sure how that cures her addiction, but it made for interesting TV.

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He understood the assignment" "If you can't take me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best"

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your wife sounds like a real dickhead, bro

I hate the overuse of the word ‘frick’ including AF (as frick)

At a kids’ basketball game some idiot:

‘Look at my fricking kid, he’s fricking awesome!’

‘Good fricking shot, Braxton, frick yeah’

Then the nearest 2 year old repeats it.

Learn some vocabulary

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When middle aged white people who never spent a day of their life in the hood and have zero black "friends" appropriate hip hop slang, it bothers me. I don't know why. There's no reason for it to bother me, it just does.

Giving "props"
Giving a "shoutout"
Having "beef" with someone
"Drop" an album as said above, "drop" some knowledge, "drop" the mic, etc

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"So the new version of Excel is dropping on Friday."

My pronouns are....