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New Orleans has officially upped the ante with longest name streets in new naming process

Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:36 am
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25992 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:36 am
NOLA

How would you like to live on one of these streets when inputting your address in on a credit card application or better yet how many people are just going to say screw it my GPS can't figure out where in the hell I am or give up even trying to type the name of the street.

My three fan favorites of course are (a) Mama D whose infamous "Baaaaa Booooooom" testimony before Congress made the uninformed believe the levees were blown up by white people to kill African Americans; (b) Judge Ivan Lemelle who is still alive, and (c) Lois Ellie who help create more racial division in the city than just about anyone else in the modern era.

Dyan French "Mama D" Cole Street
Father Louis J. Twomey Street
John "Jack" Nelson Place
Judge Ivan L.R. Lemelle Street
Allison "Tootie" Montana Avenue
Judge John Minor Wisdom Park
Lolis Elie Sr. Street
Leontine Goins Luke Street
Doris Jean Castle Drive
Henry James "Red" Allen Street
Sherwood "Woody" Gagliano Avenue
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 7:38 am
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:39 am to
If it's white, make it black.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69103 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:42 am to
Some streets are just named after slaves too. The description was like "he was a slave that escaped from the McDonough plantation, little is known of his life after that".

Mayor Nagin got his wish....
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:44 am to
We have to do something. These street names are passively oppressing our community and causing crime and poverty. Once they're all changed, NOLA will be Wakanda.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6724 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Dyan French "Mama D" Cole Street


Dyan Cole or Cole St will work if we are being forced to do this shite.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:48 am to
That will be fun on any electronic form. They’re never long enough for street names like that. 20 years ago, I briefly lived in a shitty apartment on a street named Rue de Belle Maison. It was such a pain in the arse.
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 7:49 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:48 am to
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Lois Ellie who help create more racial division in the city than just about anyone else in the modern era.



Creating racial division while Black and having been oppressed for 400 years vs. creating racial division while white are LITERALLY NOT the same thing, you racist, xenophobic, bigot! I'm literally shaking.

/sarcasm for the downvoters.
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 8:01 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:51 am to
Nothin will ever beat when the misspelled Louisiana signs made it all the way to being put in the ground before anyone noticed

Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:51 am to
Apostrophes don't belong in street names. Either embrace the nickname and use it unadorned (e.g. Bob Lee Blvd.) or use the full name (Robert E. Lee Blvd.)

We do not need Robert E. "Bob" Lee Blvd.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21319 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:52 am to
Why wouldn’t they just use last names like the streets that are being renamed were?

Those names aren’t bad if they’re shortened to just last names but the length of almost all of them if they stay that way are ridiculous.

ETA: clearly this committee isn’t taking into account filling out these street names on paperwork or letters. Jesus.
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 7:57 am
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71134 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:53 am to
quote:

John "Jack" Nelson Place


Isn't there already a Nelson Place (or Street)? Just pass a resolution saying it's named after him. That's what St. Bernard did with Judge Perez Highway.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
8082 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:54 am to
NOLA is a mess.

e.g.,
go to Dyan French "Mama D" Cole Street
left on
Father Louis J. Twomey Street
straight to
John "Jack" Nelson Place
right on
Judge Ivan L.R. Lemelle Street
etc.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24263 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:58 am to
Try to type all that in on your gps. Its reply, "Nope, you are on your own".
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66844 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:59 am to
What a great use of tax payer $.

normal Spring showers may have the water up to said street signs, but at least it won’t be named after a bunch of white men.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32794 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Nothin will ever beat when the misspelled Louisiana signs made it all the way to being put in the ground before anyone noticed


Whoever was responsible for those street signs probably just spelled "Louisiana" like they pronounced it "Lou-siana"
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:02 am to
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
1615 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:03 am to
Has Nola.com or The Advocate released an article on the financial costs of all of these street name changes?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71134 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Nothin will ever beat when the misspelled Louisiana signs made it all the way to being put in the ground before anyone noticed


Great googly moogly!

There's also "Zimple" at Broadway, a few "Fourcher" Streets, and a "Vicxen".
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31067 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Dyan Cole or Cole St will work if we are being forced to do this shite.


Would work for most.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66844 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:24 am to
You get what you vote for Nola!
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