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New Finds At Gobekli Tepe
Posted on 10/2/23 at 10:58 am
Posted on 10/2/23 at 10:58 am
For those that don't know, Gobekli Tepe is a site in what is today Turkey. It is around 11,000 years old and is the oldest man made stone structure yet found in the world. After it was dated, everyone was surprised because no one expected humans in that era to be building structures like that.
Anyway, they just unearthed a new statue. The baw depicted in the statue is jerking off (yes really). It seems these ancient people were trolls. "Hey, Jim, just think in 13,000 years they are gonna dig up this site and find this statue of me jerking it."
They have done ground radar scans of the site and the radar shows that there is MUCH stuff still buried. They estimate we have only uncovered around 10% of the site.
Oh, and these ancient people were Arkansas fans as they seemed obsessed with the razorback hog:
Anyway, they just unearthed a new statue. The baw depicted in the statue is jerking off (yes really). It seems these ancient people were trolls. "Hey, Jim, just think in 13,000 years they are gonna dig up this site and find this statue of me jerking it."
They have done ground radar scans of the site and the radar shows that there is MUCH stuff still buried. They estimate we have only uncovered around 10% of the site.
Oh, and these ancient people were Arkansas fans as they seemed obsessed with the razorback hog:
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Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:02 am to AUstar
Looks like they made a nice glory hole for statue guy above the razorback.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:04 am to AUstar
"everything keeps getting older"
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:05 am to AUstar
baw got girth
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:05 am to AUstar
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The baw depicted in the statue is jerking off (yes really)
pics?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:07 am to ned nederlander
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Looks like they made a nice glory hole for statue guy above the razorback.
Can it pass block? huge if so.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:10 am to AUstar
Gobekli Tepe is a huge monkey wrench in our history. When you step outside of what schools continue to teach, there’s an amazing amount of questions.
To think man were dumb cave dwellers for thousands of years is a hard one for me to accept.
To think man were dumb cave dwellers for thousands of years is a hard one for me to accept.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:10 am to AUstar
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They estimate we have only uncovered around 10% of the site.
Translation: "We're nowhere near done asking for funding on this project."
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:12 am to AUstar
I saw that the other day, but it's at Karahantepe. It's the second junk-holding figure at that site. I guess they were into junk-holding.
quote:They've done surveys of the region and have found over 500 new sites. Not enclosures, sites. If that's not a 'civilization,' I don't know what is.
They have done ground radar scans of the site
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 11:21 am
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:13 am to AUstar
"Oh shite, we broke it. Get the ratchet straps and 2x4's, Ahmed!"
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:14 am to Loup
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baw got girth
Hung like a paint can
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:14 am to AUstar
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The baw depicted in the statue is jerking off (yes really)
could be pissing on Thag after buttfricking him for eating his Mastodon rib to exert dominance?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:17 am to AUstar
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:18 am to AUstar
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:19 am to AUstar
The hog: mascot of the south and, now Ancient Andalusia
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:20 am to SidetrackSilvera
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Translation: "We're nowhere near done asking for funding on this project."
It needs to be investigated and preserved. Way too many questions and not enough answers about our past.
Truth be told, Elon probably should step in and fund this to keep governments out of it.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:22 am to AUstar
I am still of the opinion that humanity was more far along than originally believed until some cataclysmic event brought it all to a halt. It's no coincidence that just about every civilization, no matter where they are located in the world, has a Great Flood story.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:23 am to RollTide1987
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no matter where they are located in the world, has a Great Flood story.
But does every civilization have dong holding statues?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:24 am to AUstar
So, 11,000 years of letting Hog fans down? Much worse than I thought.
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