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re: New Finds At Gobekli Tepe

Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:24 am to
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8664 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:24 am to
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The similarity of the human statue with the relief found in the Sayburç excavations in 2021 is striking. One of the panels in the Sayburc depicts a figure holding their phallus in his right hand. However, new discovered statue depicts a figure holding its phallus with both hands.


LINK

Ironically, the lead photo in this article is cropped off at the statue's waist and only further in the story is the phallus show.
Posted by Elblancodiablo
Member since Sep 2023
1829 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:27 am to
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The human statue is said to be even more rare with a human expression on its face.


The "O" face is universal, it cuts across all race, gender, and cultural boundaries.
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
1497 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:29 am to
Both hands. Impressive
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:33 am to
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Impressive



Size of his lips suggests he’s black.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:33 am to
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Size of his lips suggests he’s black.



and Jewish
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29322 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:34 am to
“Hey man.. you know in like 10,000 years I wonder if chicks will ever actually like seeing our dicks and stuff.. that’s the world I want to live in..”
Posted by Deek
Moores Bridge, AL
Member since Sep 2013
729 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:35 am to
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Great Flood story.


Someone will tell us that it was due to global warming
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10614 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:36 am to
Looks like they made a nice glory hole for statue guy above the razorback.
---Must have visited the men's room at Middleton library
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:37 am to
Literally rock out with cock out
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10614 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:38 am to
Ancient Andalusia
--that's Spain, not Turkey.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79707 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:40 am to
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The baw depicted in the statue is jerking off (yes really). It seems these ancient people were trolls. "Hey, Jim, just think in 13,000 years they are gonna dig up this site and find this statue of me jerking it."


Just goes to show: nothing new under the sun.
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18521 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:40 am to
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baw got girth

Now you know why they called it the Fertile Crescent.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54329 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:41 am to
It is kind of amazing how well some of that stuff over there has survived given all of the seismic activity in the area.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30131 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:41 am to
There's a site a few hundred miles south of this one with carvings of a Bengal tiger. Archaeologists have translated the hieroglyphs:

"Fire the coach!"
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1833 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 11:59 am to
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Gobekli Tepe is a huge monkey wrench in our history. When you step outside of what schools continue to teach, there’s an amazing amount of questions.

To think man were dumb cave dwellers for thousands of years is a hard one for me to accept.


The "universal handbag" and other similarities found in ancient carvings from all corners of the globe is.. interesting



Gobekli Tepe, 9500 to at least 8000 BC:


Middle East, between 883–859 B.C.:


Middle East, Eastern Europe, Central America:


Mexico, between the 11th and 5th century BC:


Sumeria, between 2800 and 2500 BC:


Ancient Babylon:


This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 12:06 pm
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15851 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 12:03 pm to
Those are crocs!
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18521 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 12:07 pm to
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The "universal handbag" and other similarities found in ancient carvings from all corners of the globe is.. interesting

It's an alien time travel device.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18417 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 12:10 pm to
“This is actually the statue of a woman exploring the physical constraints of her genetics. The phallus also symbolizes the patriarchical society that must have dominated the ancient civilization. She holds onto the phallus to signify where power resides: in penetrative forms of violence.

Whiteness is not merely a Caucasian construct and has existed as embodied oppression for all forms of intersectionality, no matter the time period. Further research is needed to uncover additional structures that display systemic issues at Gobekli Tepe.”
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14213 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 12:12 pm to
Primitive writing at the site has been translated into “don’t get married” …

….while others have argued it says “these “chiefs little princesses” are ruining young men”

The statues are all facing carvings of what can be interpreted as pornographic scenes yet many of those depictions have been smeared and rubbed to be undecipherable.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 10/2/23 at 12:13 pm to
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everything keeps getting older

True and it will continue to-do-so. No telling how many civilizations have been erased, over time, on this planet.
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