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New Club “Baby Bumpers” Features Pregnant Dancers, Opening In Oregon (NSFW)
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:41 pm
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Springfield, OR – Residents were shocked today to find out about a very unique kind of strip club opening in their neighborhood. The new club, which will be known as Baby Bumpers, is like any other strip club with one exception –all dancers are required to be at least 6 months pregnant.
pregnant-stripper-fromf-flickr-user-tetradThe club owner, 45-year-old Buck Jackson, is determined to make his new idea work.
“Truth is, all you see in the clubs around here just a bunch of girls all sucked up lookin’ like Skeletor and sh*t. Personally, I like fat bottoms and healthy girls with a little meat on them. One night I was laying in bed watching some pregnant belly dancers on the TV, and the idea just hit me… Why not make a pregnant girl strip joint?”
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The building where Baby Bumpers will be opening, was once home to Andre Nickatina’s club known as Nikki’s Gentlemen’s Club on Main Street in Springfield, Oregon. The club is expected to open sometime before the new year.
One lady in the neighborhood, who wished to remain anonymous, was actually pretty happy about the idea. “Hey, way I see it is with the tough economy, any opportunity for a pregnant girl just trying to put food on the table for her and her baby is a good one!” the woman told That Oregon Life.
Jackson wanted us to make sure we get the word out he has plenty of positions to fill, and the only requirement is they must be at least 6 months pregnant and of course have legal proof of their age.
Feel free to tweet @thatoregonlife with the hashtag #pregogirlneedsjob if you are interested.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:42 pm to JOJO Hammer
Wow. frick that.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:43 pm to JOJO Hammer
So they have enough pregnant women to stay staffed all the time?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:43 pm to JOJO Hammer
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:43 pm to JOJO Hammer
Pregnant strippers need money too.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:44 pm to JOJO Hammer
It is satire ... look at the tag line on the link.
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New Club “Baby Bumpers” Features Pregnant Dancers, Opening In Oregon Tyler James October 29, 2014 News, Satire
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:45 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:46 pm to chinhoyang
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It is satire ... look at the tag line on the link.
gotta come in and ruin the fun don't ya
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:47 pm to chinhoyang
The guy also wrote "Experts Say Ebola Will Take Out Tweakers First."
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:47 pm to jmarto1
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So they have enough pregnant women to stay staffed all the time?
My first thought.
My second thought was, "how will they afford liability insurance after the first one falls off the pole and miscarrys."
My third, "aren't strippers supposed to be high and drunk?"
I may have a moral objection to a drunk, pregnant stripper.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:48 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:49 pm to JOJO Hammer
Stop posting satire articles, loser
Wow at the serious replies.
Wow at the serious replies.
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:49 pm to Btrtigerfan
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I may have a moral objection to a drunk, pregnant stripper.
It's times like these where I'm happy I do not share the morality hang-up's of society.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:50 pm to Btrtigerfan
Penthouse Club in Dallas had an discrimination claim filed against it on behalf of a pregnant hostess (not dancer). Club manager gave a deposition. He had a face marked with the biggest pockmarks I have ever seen. His dancer girlfriend was with him, she was heavily spackled with makeup, very very plastic looking.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:50 pm to JOJO Hammer
There's a niche for everyone
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:53 pm to chinhoyang
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Penthouse Club in Dallas
There is a "LSU friendly" bar/restaurant in Houston that does a Labor Day beauty pageant every year. Contestants must be in their third trimester. They give away gift cards to babies r us.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 7:57 pm to JOJO Hammer
Maybe they can do their talent searching at Hooters. Seems like any time I go there I get the knocked up unattractive waitress... 
Posted on 11/6/14 at 8:01 pm to DthVllyDud
Well if they have to be six months three months would be part time so he wouldn't have to provide Obamacare.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 8:02 pm to DthVllyDud
Alcohol sales would be rough for this establishment because Pregnant Pantilicious can't order her 25 dollar Champagne glass. Ginger ale or water only.
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