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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:05 pm to Apollyon
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:05 pm to Apollyon
black people are terrified of dogs, can you imagine how terrified they would be of chimps??
you would have to have 5 white lineman to even have a chance.
I seriously doubt lsu even has 5 white lineman.
chimps win
you would have to have 5 white lineman to even have a chance.
I seriously doubt lsu even has 5 white lineman.
chimps win
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:08 pm to MojoGuyPan
Only thing Ray Lewis would do against a chimp is get his dick and balls bit off and bleed out.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:15 pm to diat150
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Imagine a chimp wrapped around your head biting your fingers and your face off.
A grown man would be helpless if a chimp attacked him
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:50 pm to The Baker
Depends on the CFB linemen’s reaction after one of them has their testicles bitten off.
Posted on 12/25/19 at 10:21 pm to Ramblin Wreck
This thread keeps going and going.


Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:07 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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Any low level 155 lb pro in the world with 4+ years training and 10+ amateur fights and a couple pro fights would beat any one of those guys in a fight.
...no. Just... No.
I've never understood this mentality.
Trial by fire is a real thing.
Example: I once watched a heavyweight mma fighter, who got a title shot in the UFC, pick a bar fight with an untrained half retard in a bar who had about 14 inches of height and 150lbs on him.
The only reason that fighter isn't paralyzed or dead is because we carried him out... All while praying he didn't hit us.
Shoulders and stance are what I always look for. I don't give a shite about your muscles, if your natural hanging out stance is one that accounts for weight balance and dominant hand positioning... You probably know how to fight.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:44 am to The Baker
The Baker confirmed to be Joe Rogan's TD handle.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:18 am to The Baker
Google what a chimp can and will do to a human being. they are not to be fricked with.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 3:19 am
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:03 am to ZIGG
Y’all have a confused view of viciousness, human morality, vs basic laws of physics. If it’s a death match, why are u assuming the lineman just wither away at the sight of blood or a lost eye? A 310lb lineman has significant fat/muscle layer over vital organs outside of a throat slash. It’s a 3 to 1 weight advantage with the heaviest/strongest 1% humans that have max’d their muscle capacity. A 100lb animal with a 300lb knee in the chest and an offensive lineman elbow slam in the skull is dead. They are outnumbered 5 to 3.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:15 am to The Baker
Chimps would rip their faces off and tear out their innards
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:56 am to The Baker
I wanna see this man vs a chimp.
The Tall Tales of Meng’s Brutality vs The Mythical Chimp Strength and Ferocity
The Chimp would just think he was gonna go for some testicles until a 300lb pissed off Tongan bites it’s nose off or tears an eyeball out.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 8:06 am
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:48 am to lsupride87
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frick
How are people still saying this
Their muscle cells are longer and thicker. They are stronger than us, but not as capable of fine work. They're not going to be brain surgeons. That's how they are pound for pound stronger.
I know someone who raised chimps and supplied them to TV and film, along with other critters. Argue with him.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 8:51 am
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:59 am to lsupride87
It happens every single time there’s a thread about chimps/gorillas.
Yes chimps are strong but people assume they’re as strong as a gorilla. They’re thought to be 3-4 as strong a human of comparable weight. That’s the part a lot of people seem to be missing. These linemen are 3 times as large as the chimps.
In the gorilla threads, posters assume that gorillas have unlimited stamina and can take on a thousand people.
Yes chimps are strong but people assume they’re as strong as a gorilla. They’re thought to be 3-4 as strong a human of comparable weight. That’s the part a lot of people seem to be missing. These linemen are 3 times as large as the chimps.
In the gorilla threads, posters assume that gorillas have unlimited stamina and can take on a thousand people.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 9:17 am
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:37 am to The Baker
You do realize just how fast a pissed off chimp would kill any man, right?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:17 am to 1BamaRTR
quote:Wrong. 1.35 times as strong as a human of comparable weight
They’re thought to be 3-4 as strong a human of comparable weight.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:53 am to YouAre8Up
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You do realize just how fast a pissed off chimp would kill any man, right?
This is true
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:53 am to The Baker
I can see all 5 men ganging up on one monkey at a time and working together. I doubt the chimps would do that.
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