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Posted by simonizer
no
Member since Oct 2008
1681 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:05 pm to
black people are terrified of dogs, can you imagine how terrified they would be of chimps??

you would have to have 5 white lineman to even have a chance.

I seriously doubt lsu even has 5 white lineman.

chimps win
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138420 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:08 pm to
Only thing Ray Lewis would do against a chimp is get his dick and balls bit off and bleed out.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Imagine a chimp wrapped around your head biting your fingers and your face off.


A grown man would be helpless if a chimp attacked him
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
21400 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:20 pm to
They hunt in packs.
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
3908 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:50 pm to
Depends on the CFB linemen’s reaction after one of them has their testicles bitten off.
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 10:21 pm to
This thread keeps going and going.

Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
46214 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 10:43 pm to
Threads over

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28796 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:07 am to
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Any low level 155 lb pro in the world with 4+ years training and 10+ amateur fights and a couple pro fights would beat any one of those guys in a fight.



...no. Just... No.

I've never understood this mentality.

Trial by fire is a real thing.

Example: I once watched a heavyweight mma fighter, who got a title shot in the UFC, pick a bar fight with an untrained half retard in a bar who had about 14 inches of height and 150lbs on him.

The only reason that fighter isn't paralyzed or dead is because we carried him out... All while praying he didn't hit us.

Shoulders and stance are what I always look for. I don't give a shite about your muscles, if your natural hanging out stance is one that accounts for weight balance and dominant hand positioning... You probably know how to fight.
Posted by OKBoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2019
4286 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:44 am to
The Baker confirmed to be Joe Rogan's TD handle.
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
11232 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:18 am to
Google what a chimp can and will do to a human being. they are not to be fricked with.

This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 3:19 am
Posted by kfaulk03
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
1490 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:03 am to
Y’all have a confused view of viciousness, human morality, vs basic laws of physics. If it’s a death match, why are u assuming the lineman just wither away at the sight of blood or a lost eye? A 310lb lineman has significant fat/muscle layer over vital organs outside of a throat slash. It’s a 3 to 1 weight advantage with the heaviest/strongest 1% humans that have max’d their muscle capacity. A 100lb animal with a 300lb knee in the chest and an offensive lineman elbow slam in the skull is dead. They are outnumbered 5 to 3.

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31876 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:15 am to
Chimps would rip their faces off and tear out their innards
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
14642 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:56 am to


I wanna see this man vs a chimp.
The Tall Tales of Meng’s Brutality vs The Mythical Chimp Strength and Ferocity

The Chimp would just think he was gonna go for some testicles until a 300lb pissed off Tongan bites it’s nose off or tears an eyeball out.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 8:06 am
Posted by Sayre
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Nov 2011
5709 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:48 am to
quote:

ho 
Lee 
frick 


How are people still saying this


Their muscle cells are longer and thicker. They are stronger than us, but not as capable of fine work. They're not going to be brain surgeons. That's how they are pound for pound stronger.

I know someone who raised chimps and supplied them to TV and film, along with other critters. Argue with him.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 8:51 am
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
23901 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:59 am to
It happens every single time there’s a thread about chimps/gorillas.

Yes chimps are strong but people assume they’re as strong as a gorilla. They’re thought to be 3-4 as strong a human of comparable weight. That’s the part a lot of people seem to be missing. These linemen are 3 times as large as the chimps.

In the gorilla threads, posters assume that gorillas have unlimited stamina and can take on a thousand people.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 9:17 am
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:37 am to
You do realize just how fast a pissed off chimp would kill any man, right?
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
104862 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:17 am to
quote:

They’re thought to be 3-4 as strong a human of comparable weight.
Wrong. 1.35 times as strong as a human of comparable weight
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:53 am to
quote:

You do realize just how fast a pissed off chimp would kill any man, right?


This is true
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30888 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:53 am to
I can see all 5 men ganging up on one monkey at a time and working together. I doubt the chimps would do that.
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
9757 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:56 am to
Chimps are bad asses
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