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re: Nephew has started asking me questions about sex

Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25882 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Yesterday, he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats
this gave me a good chuckle
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
5063 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 4:08 pm to
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My brother and his wife are pregnant and I’m going to be his/her god father (they aren’t finding out). I’m hoping to have this sort of relationship. I feel like there’s some things you don’t want to tell your parents, but need to confide in someone who’s been around the block.

Growing up, he was like an older brother to me. He's 12 years older than I am so the age difference is not all that much.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18506 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

I didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply or just laugh and move on.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 4:43 pm to

Advise him that if she can swing it, go ahead and invest in laser hair removal. Her sandpaper lip is the likely culprit.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 5:53 pm to
Just think how much better 17 would've been if you knew the things you know now. Help the kid out.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66493 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

I didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply or just laugh and move on.


Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 7:18 pm to
Don't forget rule #1: Don't ever put your dick in crazy.
Posted by biggsc
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Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:03 pm to
Be careful
This post was edited on 11/1/17 at 8:29 pm
Posted by Albatross18
Member since Sep 2017
49 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:26 pm to
He’s just reading this site a lot
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66026 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Nephew has started asking me questions about sex
Arky Board
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53225 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:41 pm to
are you saying you thought a 15 year old was hot?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53225 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

My brother and his wife are pregnant and I’m going to be his/her god father

quote:

Growing up, he was like an older brother to me. He's 12 years older than I am so the age difference is not all that much.



so your older brother was like an older brother to you?
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14263 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 8:48 pm to
He needs to get a TD account and bring his questions to the OT.

No bad questions and nothing but good answers here.
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6637 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:28 pm to
If it is clean and smells fine, Im not letting a little dot of toilet paper stop me. Just knock it off
Posted by DONHOGG
NE Louisiana
Member since Feb 2007
1981 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:32 pm to
If he's ate one roll I've eaten 3!!! Pisses me off!!!
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Tell him to make better choices than to get with filthy farm animals who don't have self respect or good hygiene


Well, at least you know she wipes after she pees. Girls do this, you know.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39336 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:13 pm to
Treat the boy good now and he will show you the pictures of her 18th birthday. Teach him to make her squirt and he will be a God for life.

This thread is getting long. What page are your sister's pics on?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/2/17 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Girls do this, you know.



any baw who banged a girl after game day or a night out at the club before a shower has probably encountered this. if it comes down to no sex or sex with a girl who aint showered since yesterday imma take the sex. nothing wrong with some stank.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13488 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Or just point him to Pornhub and tell him that's what relationships are like.


Yeah, and sure to point out that anything less that 10-12" is of no use to any woman.
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