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re: Nephew has started asking me questions about sex

Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:28 pm to
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Says the guy from Arkansas



Did I hit a nerve?


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Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21387 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:31 pm to
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Yesterday, he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats


What an odd fricking question.


I wonder if this is the same kid who's mom found him searching google for "shaved arse" a few weeks back.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41258 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:38 pm to
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I told him to wrap it up if he plugs in



The most important information you could give him.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98428 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:39 pm to
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Is this another Randall thread?


We need a Randall update.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:41 pm to
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was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats.


I've never ever been with a girl when I was young that had this gross situation.
Tell him to make better choices than to get with filthy farm animals who don't have self respect or good hygiene
This post was edited on 11/1/17 at 3:21 pm
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21387 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:41 pm to
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My stepson, asked me all kinds of questions about what to do.


If i'm being totally honest, I think I'd want to talk to a STEPdad even less than my biological father about this stuff. Sex talk with parents is always awkward because obviously this is shite they use on each other but at least they're both your parents as opposed to some other guy who's slammin your mom.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6462 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:42 pm to
Just make sure he knows what season it is.

#azzeatnszn
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1786 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:43 pm to
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My nephew


Pics?




Wait what
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21387 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:53 pm to
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My nephew


Pics?




Wait what



Well it looks like we finally found Kevin Spacey's TD handle. JetFuelTyga.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:00 pm to
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toilet paper dingleberries on their twats


Your nephew definitely posts here. I'd be careful going forward.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:06 pm to
Tell him not to bang anything under 17 unless he wants to end up on a sex offenders list courtesy of some crazy frickin' dad with something to prove.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:15 pm to
Let the boy watch.
Posted by biggsc
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Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:16 pm to
They better wait until they are both 18
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3735 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:17 pm to
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My uncle is my best friend and he was always the one I could talk about this stuff with.

My brother and his wife are pregnant and I’m going to be his/her god father (they aren’t finding out). I’m hoping to have this sort of relationship. I feel like there’s some things you don’t want to tell your parents, but need to confide in someone who’s been around the block.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:19 pm to
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e his/her god father


quote:

there’s some things you don’t want to tell your parents, but need to confide in someone who’s been around the block.




don't forget to register every time you get chased out of your 'hood
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18501 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:20 pm to
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Maybe I only associate with clean women, but I have never found toilet paper in a vagina


Yeah that was the big WTF with this thread.

Totally normal for a young guy to seek out mentorship from someone he trusts. Even if it's for a personal topic like sex. I'd be happy the guy is trying to learn about it the right way than acting like big man on campus because he's getting a little.

But uhhh...never had to associate dingleberries with women. Ever.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3735 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:23 pm to
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don't forget to register every time you get chased out of your 'hood

Good one, man.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:59 pm to
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Tell him not to bang anything under 17


I've already stressed that numerous times. It's funny how dads always think that their daughter is some little angel and the boy is this evil sexual predator when it was his daughter blowing him with ice cubes in her mouth and a finger in his arse.
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
2470 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:11 pm to
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i'm being totally honest, I think I'd want to talk to a STEPdad even less than my biological father about this stuff. Sex talk with parents is always awkward because obviously this is shite they use on each other but at least they're both your parents as opposed to some other guy who's slammin your mom.


I get that, but his bio dad is deceased so it is not like he had another option. Plus he had a little hotty that wanted to have sex, so I do not think his 15 year old libido cared
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21387 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:20 pm to
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he had a little hotty that wanted to have sex, so I do not think his 15 year old libido cared


Way to go step son
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