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re: Nephew has started asking me questions about sex
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:58 am to celltech1981
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:58 am to celltech1981
For God's sakes tell him you aren't interested.
Unless you're an Alabama fan, in which case possibly you are interested in sex with your own nephew.
Unless you're an Alabama fan, in which case possibly you are interested in sex with your own nephew.
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:59 am to Das Jackal
I feel like there is nothing he cant get answers for that cant be googled and answered instead. He prolly just wants you to know hes muff diving and proud of it.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:59 am to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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Nephew has started asking me questions about sex
For God's sakes tell him you aren't interested.
Unless you're an Alabama fan, in which case possibly you are interested in sex with your own nephew.
Says the guy from Arkansas
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:00 am to SEClint
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Be careful what you say. May catch a charge 10 years from now for some retroactive law.
No such thing as a retroactive law. If a law is made and you did whatever is now illegal even 10 minutes before the law took effect, you can't be charged.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:05 am to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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No such thing as a retroactive law. If a law is made and you did whatever is now illegal even 10 minutes before the law took effect, you can't be charged.
Not yet. Yet being the key word..get a few more Weinsteins in there and ridicules lawmakers..OP my find himself on yahoo news.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:12 am to celltech1981
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I thought so to...he ate his gf out and she had toilet paper on it. I guess it freaked him out lol
Idc what relation you are, the fact that he’s discussing this with another family member is weird...
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:13 am to celltech1981
No texts, just verbal advice. Tell him to discover baby wipes and to always place a helmet on his soldier when at attention. 
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:16 am to celltech1981
Tell him to register on tiger droppings and come to the OT. Make sure he announces that he’s new here and is looking for advice on women.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:19 am to celltech1981
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I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:22 am to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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No such thing as a retroactive law.
Sex Offender statutes still required reading up there, I take it.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:22 am to celltech1981
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he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats. I didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply or just laugh and move on.
You know that’s not Normal right?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:23 am to Ed Osteen
My god...what kind of skanks do y’all bury your face in that can’t get the toilet paper off their twat.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:25 am to celltech1981
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didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply
What? You routinely eat toilet paper stuck to hairy twats?
Dafuq is wrong with you?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:26 am to celltech1981
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Yesterday, he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats
Are you sure you’re not the weird uncle that he’s screwing with?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:28 am to Das Jackal
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Or just point him to Pornhub and tell him that's what relationships are like.
Does he have a stepmom?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:28 am to SDTiger15
I just wanted to say "IN DIS".
OP, you clearly are the "cool uncle" but you really should be an adult here. As said, tell him to google stuff but give him good sound advice. Maybe buy him some damn condoms, I'd probably ask your sister first about that though.
Give him sound advice and where to find it out himself.
I agree, I've never found TP on a vag personally but I guess I can see it happening. Multiple times on the same girl though? She may have a hygiene issue.
OP, you clearly are the "cool uncle" but you really should be an adult here. As said, tell him to google stuff but give him good sound advice. Maybe buy him some damn condoms, I'd probably ask your sister first about that though.
Give him sound advice and where to find it out himself.
I agree, I've never found TP on a vag personally but I guess I can see it happening. Multiple times on the same girl though? She may have a hygiene issue.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:28 am to VOLhalla
Better question is: are you the dad's brother or the mom's brother. Or uncle by marriage?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:28 am to VOLhalla
This thread is delivering. I hope it goes 10 pages.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:35 am to celltech1981
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he asked me if it was normal for girls to get toilet paper dingleberries on their twats. I didn't know if I should tell him that I've probably eaten a whole role of 2 ply
Wtf is this that’s nasty
Posted on 11/1/17 at 11:37 am to Upperdecker
OP tell him not to worry so much about the toilet paper , but if he comes across a corn kernel he needs to get the hell out of there. 
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