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re: Neighbors dog crapping in my yard

Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

If I had a dog and took it on a walk and it shite in my neighbors yard, I would not care at all and I’m 100% NOT picking it up.

Grass is grass, idc whose it is. Dogs shite in the grass, it’s gone in like 2-3 days



You sound like a real piece of shite.

quote:

ETA: I have a cat


Figures.
Posted by Tigerb869
Member since Feb 2017
307 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:26 pm to
Go to Sams or Costco and buy a few massive containers of cayenne pepper and sprinkle it around in his shitting area and I bet he will find a new area to lay his turd.
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
3773 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

What is the OTs opinion of the situation?


Get some cheap ground meat, mix in a little ethylene glycol/anti freeze, make a patty, place patty near where dog is excreting.
That should solve the problem...
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
20870 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

My neighbors dog does this. I typically just get a shovel and sling it into their yard.




This- I do it all the time too...
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

my wife heads to the store around ten



Jody met your wife at the store. Just sayin.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16484 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Why is it always old people and their shite mini-whatever breeds that violate this common sense unspoken rule?


They probably grew up before people got concerned with picking up dog shite is my guess
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Grass is grass, idc whose it is. Dogs shite in the grass, it’s gone in like 2-3 days

quote:

That’s bullshite

No, that's dogshit.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Get some cheap ground meat, mix in a little ethylene glycol/anti freeze, make a patty, place patty near where dog is excreting.
That should solve the problem



I really hope you experience a dog dying from this one day. you'll change your mind about it.
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 12:40 pm
Posted by OGD
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Apr 2020
42 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:40 pm to
I think you need to stop telling us your problems and go handle the situation.
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
4450 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:42 pm to
could always be worse....

Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36704 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:43 pm to
I used to throw it over the fence back into their yard. It’s pissible that it went into their pool one time without me even trying to do so.
Posted by Ghostface_Killa
Turtle Island
Member since Oct 2019
1887 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:44 pm to
Pellet gun
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39240 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:47 pm to
A neighbor's dog was crapping in my yard, and I finally realized why. He was banging the woman next door to me. She was hot, too. Broke up both marriages. The aggrieved husband and the aggrieved wife had parents living on my block. Was quite a cluster!
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39240 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

When i dont park in the garage, i have cameras that overlook my driveway and front door. Very easy to take that footage to the police and press actual charges.

That's what stocking masks are for, dumbass.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13536 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:00 pm to
Pick it up with a plastic glove and write:

"you forgot your poop" on his windshield.

He will get the message.
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
9763 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:07 pm to
At least when my dog craps in the yard he's responsible enough to eat it up.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43522 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:09 pm to
Kill both of them. White people get a dog and think they run shite.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13878 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Politely ask your neighbor to stop his dog from shitting in your yard. Did this need a three page thread??
The point is the OP shouldn't have to ask.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49626 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:12 pm to
I didn't know that was your house
Posted by TribeCalledQuest
Member since Apr 2020
482 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:14 pm to
Use all unwanted mail to pick it up; stuff in their mailbox.
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