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re: Neighbors dog crapping in my yard

Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:58 am to
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15788 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:58 am to
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Oh yeah, you're clearly classy


Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35373 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:01 am to
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When i dont park in the garage, i have cameras that overlook my driveway and front door. Very easy to take that footage to the police and press actual charges.

Thats a road they wouldnt want to go down.





Mask. Easily solved. Then you would have to admit you know who did it because you let your dog shite in their yard, and I press charges back
Posted by DaTiger
Some place warm....
Member since Jul 2005
1696 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:03 am to
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If I had a dog and took it on a walk and it shite in my neighbors yard, I would not care at all and I’m 100% NOT picking it up


Then sir, you are an arse. This is not debatable.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15788 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:05 am to
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Then you would have to admit you know who did it because you let your dog shite in their yard, and I press charges back



1. MY dog would shite in multiple yards because when it has to go, it goes. Regardless of whose yard is whose. Nature doesnt have boundaries according to animals.

2. You could press charges because you can for virtually anything, but unless the dog caused any sort of damage. You have no shot :/ (dont try and tell me its trespassing either)
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11588 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:06 am to
Your neighbors have dogs too. If you get blacklisted and outted by everyone

Say a neighborhood watch or a community flyer or email from Karen that includes your address and outs you as the dog lawn shitter. What is to stop everyone else in the neighborhood from destroying your lawn.

25-30 dogs to your 1

Now your the neighborhood's bitch...instead of your dogs
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15788 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:10 am to
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partywiththelombardi



Nice sig image

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Your neighbors have dogs too. If you get blacklisted and outted by everyone

Say a neighborhood watch or a community flyer or email from Karen that includes your address and outs you as the dog lawn shitter. What is to stop everyone else in the neighborhood from destroying your lawn.

25-30 dogs to your 1


ah a hypothetical response to a hypothetical situation

lets just say thats a fight that my neighborhood would end up losing.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35373 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:11 am to
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1. MY dog would shite in multiple yards because when it has to go, it goes. Regardless of whose yard is whose. Nature doesnt have boundaries according to animals.

2. You could press charges because you can for virtually anything, but unless the dog caused any sort of damage. You have no shot :/ (dont try and tell me its trespassing either)




Point 1, then like i said, a mask really negates your cameras, so you end up with dogshit on your hand


point 2, it is trespassing, and if the shite causes damage to my lawn, which it does by the way, I now have a damages claim as well


Keep being a pos tho
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16456 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:12 am to
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My neighbors dog does this. I typically just get a shovel and sling it into their yard.


I used to have a neighbor that did this. They were a-holes and several other neighbors had issues with them for various reasons. I used to either fling it in their yard or pile it up in a nice pile right outside of their gate so they had no choice but to step in it anytime they went through the gate.

Fortunately they got the hint that they didn’t belong in the neighborhood and moved.
Posted by oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26411 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:12 am to
Glad to see you returned from your ban acting like your normal dumbass self.

This poster is a kid. He doesn't have a dog because mommy doesn't let him.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6792 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:16 am to
Get an old golf club and practice your swing into their house, obviously at night or whenever no one is watching.
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4066 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:18 am to
We used to find random dog shits in our yard at times but never caught anyone doing it..

All that stopped when I put together a little chemistry cocktail of red pepper, ant poison, and yard fertilizer and spread it along the curb and driveway.

One sniff of that and the dogs are very uncomfortable and head in a different direction.

Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24718 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:39 am to
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i'm sure you'll get the obligatory throw it on their porch responses.

but isn't it obvious to go talk to them, pretty simple


The a-hole in me thinks they didn't talk to me about letting their dog shite in my yard, I won't talk to them about slinging it on their porch or driveway.
Posted by oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26411 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:52 am to
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The a-hole in me thinks they didn't talk to me about letting their dog shite in my yard, I won't talk to them about slinging it on their porch or driveway.


The joke would be on me because I would puke my guts up picking up shite. I don't have dogs who crap in my yard, besides my own, but we have some pain in the arse dogs in the neighborhood that run free. I had to stop running in one direction because there was a lab, a boxer and a little dog that would chase my arse everytime they were out. The lab got a kick to the face one time. The boxer charged, but never came super close. I didn't want none of the boxer though.

Letting dumb arse dogs run free is even more annoying than the shitting in the yard part.
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 11:53 am
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6208 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:53 am to
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34508 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:56 am to
How socially awkward are you? Or are you just a mangina?



Politely ask your neighbor to stop his dog from shitting in your yard. Did this need a three page thread??
Posted by LSU4ever2002
Member since Sep 2009
642 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:59 am to
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I know the dude feels like an arse, as he should


If he actually felt that way, he would carry a plastic bag to pick his dogs shite up. I have a few dogs, and when we walk them, we carry poop bags. Any decent animal owner would do the same.
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 12:04 pm
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30214 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:02 pm to
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All that stopped when I put together a little chemistry cocktail of red pepper, ant poison, and yard fertilizer and spread it along the curb and driveway.

One sniff of that and the dogs are very uncomfortable and head in a different direction.

I've done the exact same - a cheap and effective way of ensuring there won't be another dog on my property.

I've used cayenne & red pepper mixed with ant poison and only had to spread it a couple of times a week at first due to the underground irrigation...but the neighborhood dogs learn quickly to avoid my lawn. I even dipped a few bones in cayenne & Tabasco so their owners would know to stay away too. Now the owners walk to the opposite side of the street.
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:18 pm to
We have a neighborhood FB page.
I informed our neighborhood that all dogs are more than welcome to come into my yard because they are animals and they don't know boundaries.
However, if they shite in my yard I expect it to be picked up by the owner.
I have small kids and I don't want to have to search for and clean up dog shite every time my kids go to play in the yard.
If I see a dog shite in my yard and the owner does not pick it up, I will shoot the dog.
I haven't had any issues.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11596 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:19 pm to
I walked out one day and there was a huge log like a big cucumber size turd that was half in grass and half on the sidewalk. It was big for a human turd.. My neighbor was outside and I said would you look at that huge turd.. The turd disappeared that afternoon.. The neighbor does have a strange son and had me thinking...
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:19 pm to
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