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re: Neighbor's cat shitting in my back yard

Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:04 am to
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:04 am to
poison meat baw
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1514 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:06 am to
I haven't had cats crap in my yard thankfully but my Dad has. He's also had problems with cats killing nesting birds in his yard as well. The cats could probably get away with crapping in his yard but they've crossed the line with the bird killing. He usually traps them and drives them out to the middle of nowhere and drops them off.
Posted by Techdog89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
927 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:08 am to
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My instinct is to trap the fricker and call animal control, but what's the best way to keep a-hole cats out of your yard?


Growing up my Dad had this same problem except it was the cat walking up and down the hood and roof of his car and my Mom's car. It used to piss my Dad off because he, like me, was a car nut. So, he got a humane trap and would trap them. He would haul them off about 5 miles or so away and let them out. I still do this occasionally but my neighbors really don't have any cats. I used to laugh at my Dad and tell him I was going to start putting decals on his front fender of a cat with a zero and slash through it. Kind of like the LA State Troopers used to do with lightning bolts for stolen car recovery, if I remember right. Anyway, at some point the neighbors quit buying cats I guess since Kitty Kitty didn't always come home. I will say that every now and then you catch a huge "Tom" and that is some dangerous shite letting one of them loose. I had to wear welding gloves once because that big Kitty was pissed!
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21071 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:09 am to


this kid will take care of it for you.
Posted by Summer of George
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
5999 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:09 am to
People that let their cats roam free are the inconsiderate assholes so you don’t need to consider their feelings in this situation bc they haven't considered your’s or the rest of the neighborhood’s. So do what you will.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51407 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:20 am to
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People that let their cats roam free are the inconsiderate assholes so you don’t need to consider their feelings in this situation bc they haven't considered your’s or the rest of the neighborhood’s. So do what you will.


But be ready for a violent retaliation once the pet owner neighbor realizes that what you legally did to their cat. Irresponsible pet owners are almost never rational normal people who are considerate of others, so, be ready for a fight -- maybe even a gun fight.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
21989 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:31 am to
I assure you that cat is providing your perimeter with good pest control. Consider it a small fee for shitting in your yard.
Posted by TigerDonk
BR
Member since Dec 2011
1248 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:49 am to
It seems like the cat owners think that their chosen pet negates everyone else's property rights... Just because..."that's what they do."

Meanwhile if I try to break into their back yard and take a shite...it is frowned upon.

Those damn hypocrites.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16277 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:54 am to
Trap it, screw outdoor cat owners, they are miserable bastards.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 10:55 am
Posted by cberni1
Metry
Member since Jun 2012
539 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:14 am to
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Did they have tags / collars / microchips?
They're feral cats that she feeds. They don't have shite for information. Even if they did have something, i'd still do it. I have called the parish on her and they threatened to put a lein on her property if she didn't do anything about it. She built an enclosure off the back of her house that was supposed to house said cats and they still come around so I know its not resolved. I ahve also approached her numerous times about keeping them inside, stop feeding them, etc etc. She doensn't listen so at this point, i don't care what they have. I have approval from the Animal Control Director to trap at will so that is what i've been doing.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
32671 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:34 am to
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I assure you that cat is providing your perimeter with good pest control.
song birds are a pest?
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
32671 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:39 am to
roaming cats are one of the most destructive invasive species in america..


LINK
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:40 am to
Cats really don't shite very much. There's probably 4 or 5 cats that roam around my neighborhood and I don't think I've ever once noticed cat shite anywhere.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23507 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:41 am to
For years we didn't have a dog but every time I mowed there would be dog shite all in my front yard.

Now when I walk mine he loves to shite by peoples mailboxes, I just laugh and keep on walking.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 11:43 am to
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I don't think I've ever once noticed cat shite anywhere.




Because they bury it.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:14 pm to
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be ready for a fight -- maybe even a gun fight.


cat owners aren't gun owners and if they happen to have one or two, they sure as hell can't shoot well
Posted by FlipNDipN
Marietta, OH (ES LPT)
Member since Jan 2015
573 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:28 pm to
Go take a shite in her yard!!!
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15675 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:33 pm to
Paint ball gun is the correct answer. And if you ever have a hard headed animal you wish to discourage from coming into your yard (including neighbor woman) just freeze the paintballs before shooting them.

Like getting shot with a marble.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
51407 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:02 pm to
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cat owners aren't gun owners and if they happen to have one or two, they sure as hell can't shoot well


Really? Are you aware of the fact that the guy who shot Big Lee to death is a cat owner?

Genius, you are.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 4:20 pm to
Talk to your neighbors? Not that hard.

And get a dog.
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