Neighbor Troubles

Purchased 2 1-acre lots for future build. Out in the woods in and emerging development. The current elderly couple who have already built are wonderful and they were a big reason why we purchased. The lot next to our 2 was purchased shortly after us by a bail bondsman lady who wanted to get out of the hood. We were less than thrilled but I maintained my optimism.

Our neighbor calls us and states she mistakingly had our one of our lots mowed thinking it was hers. She was a little adamant with him but he tried to remain optimistic as well. No biggie. Call the realtor. Done deal? Happens a second time. Call again. This time the developer comes out and puts an identifier on her lot so she knows. Moving on.

Get a call yesterday that she’s has had our lot mowed and the pines trees removed on our east lot. Still has yet to touch her actual lot. So I head there in a somewhat rageful state demanding her or her realtors number. I’m not mad about pine trees, but this is just dumb at this point.

She eventually comes out there and I proceed to offer help and explain the situation. She’s drunk and about as ghetto as one could possibly be. When I introduced myself, she said “who dey?” I knew we off to a bad start. She Claims that I and the elderly couple who tried to help are falsifying tax assessors documents. After 20 minutes of trying to reason with her as she will eventually be our neighbor she’s telling us to get off her property. I told her that if I were to call the police they would arrest her not me. Regretfully, I didn’t as she would have lost her bail license for being under the influence and she would’ve have had to have sold. I was trying to keep my shite together.

We are hoping she sells if anyone drills it through her head that she bought the wrong kit. I should’ve bought the 3rd acre. That’s on me. If she sells it I’m buying it. But I’m not living next to that. Good lord.

Anyway, I have 2 acres for sale lol.