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re: Need some pun help to piss off the Mrs
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:12 pm to gorillacoco
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:12 pm to gorillacoco
quote:
-these party decorations are so basic, you don't be pintresting
Nice
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:12 pm to LucasP
the neighborhood is going to hell; you don't be gentrif'ing
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:13 pm to LucasP
let that anger out, you don't be pentuping
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:13 pm to bakersman
quote:
Them sandwiches don't be making dem selves.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:14 pm to LucasP
Tell your wife she are in the bed, that she are meanest.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:14 pm to LucasP
you're really ignoring your investments with that amount sitting in a checking account; you don't be interesting
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:17 pm to LucasP
naw, babe, don't worry about that chick I work with; I don't be mistressing
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:18 pm to LucasP
Make me a sammich, so I don't be emaciating.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:20 pm to LucasP
Grab my Cialis, it don't be stiffenin'.
EDIT: It works on so many levels... except one.
EDIT: It works on so many levels... except one.
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:21 pm to LucasP
Quit your bitchin, it don't be interestin
Where's my MILF mother in law, she don't be visitin
I fired the gardener, he don't be citizen
You need to lose weight, I don't be finishin
Use that last one and report back.
Where's my MILF mother in law, she don't be visitin
I fired the gardener, he don't be citizen
You need to lose weight, I don't be finishin
Use that last one and report back.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:21 pm to LucasP
She's been with you through thick and thin, so you should have your sister Annabelle in mind on your first pass of invitees; you don't b-list Annie.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:23 pm to LucasP
side note: you aren't asking for a pun you're asking for a phrase that rhymes
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:27 pm to LucasP
"You don't let me be PIIYB"
"You be needing to learn how to suck dick better"
"You be fixin me a sandwich?"
"You be needing to learn how to suck dick better"
"You be fixin me a sandwich?"
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:30 pm to undrafted
quote:
Need some phrase that rhymes help to piss off the Mrs
How does that read to you?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:31 pm to OweO
You don't be calling your sister, we don't be threesenin'
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:32 pm to LucasP
How about "This dick won't suck itself, bitch."
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:36 pm to LucasP
-you make noises when you sleep, yo face be whistling
-your hair is all whack, looks like it's shingling
-coworker don't respect you, to ya boss you should be petitioning
-do you feel different, after the secks last night my dick be tingling
I cheated and used rhyming dictionary
ETa: i free style battle rap at my local urban comedy club on weekends.
-your hair is all whack, looks like it's shingling
-coworker don't respect you, to ya boss you should be petitioning
-do you feel different, after the secks last night my dick be tingling
I cheated and used rhyming dictionary
ETa: i free style battle rap at my local urban comedy club on weekends.
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:36 pm to LucasP
Iron my shirt, it's got a crease-in-it
I put the toilet seat down, because you pee sittin'
I put the toilet seat down, because you pee sittin'
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