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re: Nature is Brutal-Chimpanzee war video
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:11 am to fr33manator
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:11 am to fr33manator
They need to do Putt Putt in Memphis. 
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:38 am to brett randall
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yet the Arkansas fan is still convinced that he can "whup" a chimps arse.
An average chimpanzee has over 5x the strength of a stronger human... the chimp will win every time and twice on Sunday.
There was a case in Connecticut I believe a few years back in which this lady's pet chimp went - literally - ape shite and ripped her friend's face off.
Travis the Chimp
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:48 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:51 am to fr33manator
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they are still wild animals. Especially in a pack where the excitement makes them feed off each other and drives them into a frenzy
So...Portland?
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:54 am to fr33manator
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Anyone ever experienced a primate attack in person?
Watched a monkey jump on someone's backpack, they ran for it, and then the monkey stole the backpack from there. It was in a Chinese national park, so I'm guessing the woman may have had some sweets, fruit, or nuts that the monkey was picking up on. No harm came to the woman though, just freaked her the hell out.
EDIT: It was like in this video. Monkey jumped on her back, she let the backpack go screaming, and the monkey took off with it. Guess that doesn't really count though: LINK
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 11:04 am
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:56 am to brett randall
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yet the Arkansas fan is still convinced that he can "whup" a chimps arse.
He still hasn't taken me up on my GoFundMe offer where we'll raise 150K for him to fight a chimp. The winner takes the cash.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:57 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:00 am to Oilfieldbiology
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I’ve seen the arms of climbers and how muscular and strong they are,
Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:01 am to fr33manator
Been seeing this behavior a lot on the news lately.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:06 am to fr33manator
Baw you do not want anything to do with Macacine alphaherpesvirus 1
Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:06 am to fr33manator
I’d love for someone to attempt to take this baws Kool.

This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:07 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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There was a case in Connecticut I believe a few years back in which this lady's pet chimp went - literally - ape shite and ripped her friend's face off.
Yea, I’m not posting the pic but google Charla Nash face before and after. The hospital provided counseling to those who treated her because she was so fricked up. Lost her hands, nose, lips, eyes and her jaw.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:13 am to fr33manator
Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:43 am to MMauler
Well..............nevermind.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:07 pm to Frac the world
I saw on the news that someone was biting another person face and this particular person had face disfigurements. I don't remember where it was but I think it was a homeless person in Miami. The human jaw is stronger than some dog breeds bite force.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:13 pm to BottomlandBrew
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This dude will frick up your world.
And yet there would be just one drunk baw out there that would still attempt to check his knuckles.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:14 pm to BottomlandBrew
Dude is ashy af too.
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