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re: Nature is Brutal-Chimpanzee war video

Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:11 am to
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:11 am to
They need to do Putt Putt in Memphis.
Posted by NastyTiger
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:32 am to
Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:35 am to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:38 am to
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yet the Arkansas fan is still convinced that he can "whup" a chimps arse.



An average chimpanzee has over 5x the strength of a stronger human... the chimp will win every time and twice on Sunday.

There was a case in Connecticut I believe a few years back in which this lady's pet chimp went - literally - ape shite and ripped her friend's face off.

Travis the Chimp
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:48 am to
Baboon attack

These things are terrifying.

Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4360 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:51 am to
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they are still wild animals. Especially in a pack where the excitement makes them feed off each other and drives them into a frenzy


So...Portland?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:54 am to
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Anyone ever experienced a primate attack in person?



Watched a monkey jump on someone's backpack, they ran for it, and then the monkey stole the backpack from there. It was in a Chinese national park, so I'm guessing the woman may have had some sweets, fruit, or nuts that the monkey was picking up on. No harm came to the woman though, just freaked her the hell out.

EDIT: It was like in this video. Monkey jumped on her back, she let the backpack go screaming, and the monkey took off with it. Guess that doesn't really count though: LINK
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 11:04 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:56 am to
quote:

yet the Arkansas fan is still convinced that he can "whup" a chimps arse.



He still hasn't taken me up on my GoFundMe offer where we'll raise 150K for him to fight a chimp. The winner takes the cash.
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 10:57 am to
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:00 am to
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I’ve seen the arms of climbers and how muscular and strong they are,





Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:01 am to
Been seeing this behavior a lot on the news lately.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:06 am to
Baw you do not want anything to do with Macacine alphaherpesvirus 1
Posted by JackieTreehorn
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:06 am to
I’d love for someone to attempt to take this baws Kool.
This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:07 am to
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There was a case in Connecticut I believe a few years back in which this lady's pet chimp went - literally - ape shite and ripped her friend's face off.


Yea, I’m not posting the pic but google Charla Nash face before and after. The hospital provided counseling to those who treated her because she was so fricked up. Lost her hands, nose, lips, eyes and her jaw.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:13 am to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:43 am to
Well..............nevermind.
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:06 pm to
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Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
28043 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:07 pm to
I saw on the news that someone was biting another person face and this particular person had face disfigurements. I don't remember where it was but I think it was a homeless person in Miami. The human jaw is stronger than some dog breeds bite force.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:13 pm to
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This dude will frick up your world.


And yet there would be just one drunk baw out there that would still attempt to check his knuckles.
Posted by CFFreak
Rjyh, AL
Member since May 2019
8765 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:14 pm to
Dude is ashy af too.
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