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re: Natalie Portman is back on the market: divorcing her bobble head husband

Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13537 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:52 pm to
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a well known French climate activist.



ie, unemployed
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13537 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:56 pm to
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Why is she an intellectual?


Didn't you see Thor? She is some kind of scientist.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
3496 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by uaslick
Tuscaloosa
Member since May 2011
1191 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:05 pm to
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You realize that they have. Ways to tighten them up right.


Procedure is called gettaslackotomy.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38005 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:06 pm to
I can fix her
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43962 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:08 pm to


Totally did it for me in V for Vendetta.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16722 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:09 pm to
Proof that no matter how hot she is, there’s always a dude who sick of her shite.
Posted by BlueWaffleHouse
LA
Member since Jul 2012
1996 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:12 pm to
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They have 2 kids and he is a French dancer and choreographer...


I cannot be convinced that MFer isn’t just Megamind with a toupee
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7674 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:15 pm to
WHO THE frick WOULD CHEAT ON NATALIE PORTMAN???
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22014 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:19 pm to
lol she has a look like: yep I am w this loser and he hasn't touched me in months.

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85397 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:19 pm to
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Proof that no matter how hot she is, there’s always a dude who sick of her shite.


Coupled with the fact that men's default setting is diametrically opposed to monogamy and takes decades of religious, moral and cultural training to drill into them, and even then, only works with the most self-disciplined men. Women really need to think carefully about tossing a man who's had an indiscretion because she's likely to replace him with a man who has had three. Obviously, Natalie can pick virtually any man she wants, but for "regular" dames that's an important thing to consider.
Posted by Talkum Poudar
Member since Jul 2023
133 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:20 pm to
Good for him.

She is 42

Time to move on
This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 5:21 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23528 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:22 pm to
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She is 42

Time to move on


Women at 42 are in their prime, my man.
Posted by Mr Gardocki
Member since Jul 2023
238 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:24 pm to
Wasn't he lead singer of Big Head Todd & The Monsters?
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
31036 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:25 pm to
Best cover of Led Zep’s Tangerine ever!
Posted by Talkum Poudar
Member since Jul 2023
133 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:25 pm to
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Women at 42 are in their prime, my man.


Sure they are
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:26 pm to
He cheated on her?

That makes me think she doesn’t put out much. That, or she’s a terrible lay.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72255 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:26 pm to
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I’d suck his schlong just so I can know what her vagina smells like


Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85397 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:26 pm to
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Proof that no matter how hot she is, there’s always a dude who sick of her shite.


VS

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WHO THE frick WOULD CHEAT ON NATALIE PORTMAN???


I'd like to turn this debate over to the good people of the OT for consideration.

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85397 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 5:29 pm to
Great cover of Sweet Home Alabama too. I heard them making Strategem when I first moved to Boulder as a young lad and saw them at Red Rocks probably a half dozen times. Great, raw band with an under rated catalogue.
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