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re: Natalie Portman is back on the market: divorcing her bobble head husband

Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:04 pm to
Not matter how hot she is someone somewhere is tired of her shite.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
215984 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:04 pm to
You realize that they have. Ways to tighten them up right.
Posted by wahoocs
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2004
24477 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:05 pm to
She could be bankrupt with debt

For anyone who needs convincing, watch the 2004 movie Closer

I'm sure she has all kinds of political and overall life philosophies that would discourage someone, but you are definitely asexual if you don't want that
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4215 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:06 pm to
They have 2 kids and he is a French dancer and choreographer...
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11372 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:06 pm to
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You realize that they have. Ways to tighten them up right.


I hope so. Because if that kid has his dad's head, man that had to be rough.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80218 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:07 pm to
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I'd betray the jedi for her



WINNER
Posted by wahoocs
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2004
24477 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:08 pm to
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if that kid has his dad's head, man that had to be rough.


Well, there's that....
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6535 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:09 pm to
I always thought Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly look like twins, with Keira being the slightly hotter of the two.



This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 3:13 pm
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4215 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:09 pm to
Side piece.

Étienne, 25, is a well known French climate activist.

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38662 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:10 pm to
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That may be the biggest forehead I have ever seen. It is actually kind of amazing.


Hers or his?
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9554 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:10 pm to
Looks like a brother of Beavis and Butthead.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
215984 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:10 pm to
Woof.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5983 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:11 pm to
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following his affair


goofy looking MFers always doing this shite.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4973 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:14 pm to
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That may be the biggest forehead I have ever seen. It is actually kind of amazing.



I think they could project the entire prologue to one of the Star Wars movies on that guy's forehead.
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22526 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:14 pm to
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Ok let’s see. You are married for over 10 years and NOW you decided to cheat…. I just don’t get it unless she refuses to put out at all.


Gonna go out on a limb and say you answered your own question here.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13514 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:16 pm to
She probably has hairy crevices if she's like most other French girls.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6569 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:17 pm to
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Especially considering how much money she has in her bank account.


Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21639 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:18 pm to
Goddamn. Check out the big brain on Brad.
Posted by Sp0728
Your head
Member since Aug 2018
2202 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:19 pm to
I’d suck his schlong just so I can know what her vagina smells like
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
23249 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:20 pm to
She looks cray cray
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