re: Name a simple task that you can't complete

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Open an envelope without damaging the contents.

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Tear foil without it ripping near the end.

Seeing people do it is pure sorcery.

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mine is a variation on that.

women using scissors to cleanly cut fabric or wrapping paper. they lift the blade and don't only use a scissors motion. CANNOT DUPLICATE. Mine are always ragged.

I do not castigate myself for the aluminum foil mess. I just accept.
My wife rolls her eyes and huffs.

I find this thread very healing.

is it a bad sign that almost all these confessions apply to me?

I can't park a car in a 90 degree parking space on the first try

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I can not say "massachusetts" the way its suppose to be said.

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My BIL is a professional who makes 3-4 large per year and can't say the word "Pascagoula".

"Pass-ma-goula" erry time.

I have trouble making the bottle cap fall into the little box underneath it on a wall mounted opener.

Pisses me off to have to pick the cap up off the floor.

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I have trouble making the bottle cap fall into the little box underneath it on a wall mounted opener.

Pisses me off to have to pick the cap up off the floor.

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The sole reason I had children...

I bought a $50 stone, and tried it on my slightly dull chefs knife. I now have a chefs knife that cuts like a butter knife.

Saran Wrap. Wrapping presents. Tying off balloons.

Change a diaper...

At least, that's what my wife thinks