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Name a complaint your significant other has about you

Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:16 pm
Posted by Datfish
Member since Sep 2018
789 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:16 pm
Well, technically we aren’t together anymore, but she would complain if I didn’t walk between her and the street. Apparently she believed that my body would deflect a vehicle and protect her if it veered off the road onto the sidewalk.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:17 pm to
Story as old as time. Dick too big and abs too tight.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:17 pm to
My dicks too big
Too handsome
Too rich
Too smart
Too confident
Too masculine
Etc
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 7:18 pm
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9698 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:17 pm to
She says my sexual performances lack in every conceivable way
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 7:18 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164168 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Well, technically we aren’t together anymore

Technically means broken up but you’ve still got nudes of her on your laptop.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9648 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:18 pm to
this is a trap
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2903 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:19 pm to
She says that I always try to pick up women at the pool.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:19 pm to
Workout too much
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:20 pm to
I curve away from her g spot and she hates doggy.
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 7:20 pm
Posted by Planetarium
Member since Jul 2020
236 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:20 pm to
I last too long. She gets tired
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54521 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

Dick too big and abs too tight


we sleeping with the same woman?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62800 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:20 pm to
Says all I ever want is sex
Posted by mytigger
Member since Jan 2008
14849 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:20 pm to
You here to get cucked?
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

I curve away from her g spot

Flip her over.
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
578 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:21 pm to
My dick is girthier than she would like.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12519 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

she would complain if I didn’t walk between her and the street

I think you’re with my ex-wife. Run far away.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:22 pm to
That when recording music i have no respect for her or any neighbors.

Also that I never hear anything she says.
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 7:25 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49406 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:22 pm to
Banging on her cervix like it owes rent.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9698 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

You here to get cucked?

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175961 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 7:23 pm to
penis
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