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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 9:36 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 7/26/19 at 9:36 pm to Tyga Woods
The one thing the OP should hope for is that she hooks up with a guy the same color as he is so at least he won’t be embarrassed about the baby
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Posted on 7/26/19 at 9:38 pm to Tyga Woods
This will be OP in about 7 or 8 years.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 9:44 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
You’re an idiot
Dude you know I'm right though. A "girls cruise" is clearly codespeak for 5 day frickfest
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:09 pm to Scoop
That picture is why I’ve never been on a cruise.
Way too many people in a confined space.
Way too many people in a confined space.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:21 pm to OweO
This thread has been extremely entertaining to read 
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:25 pm to Scoop
When I worked in Lafayette (hospital) I had a young lady call me on the phone asking if I could run a test on her and tell her if her husband was the father of her unborn baby. I told her no. (20 years ago). She was very upset, crying etc. She said her and her husband had been trying for 3 years to get pregnant. They went on a cruise - they both got drunk and he went back to the cabin. she was really drunk but remembered she had a "quickee" with the Mexican bringing her drinks and was really worried about it being his child. I told her she should talk to her physician to see if he knew of any testing. And I refused to tell her "the odds are you will have a half Mexican baby."
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:46 pm to TigersHuskers
I just looked at the pic on a computer. That's a rough looking crowd. OP may be in luck. If the blond is his wife's friend their group might be to good for that rabble.
With all those people in the pool and hot tub all I can think about are teabags and pube balls floating like tumble weeds through the water.
With all those people in the pool and hot tub all I can think about are teabags and pube balls floating like tumble weeds through the water.
Posted on 7/27/19 at 9:03 am to Jake88
Saturday update?
Posted on 7/27/19 at 9:07 am to TigersHuskers
Definitely need more crowd pics to analyze. Preferably at the club after midnight.
Posted on 7/27/19 at 11:16 am to Walt OReilly
quote:
She isn’t getting railed right now. Probably ate and is now at a piano bar having a martini with her girlfriends
She probably won't have strange sex on this cruise, but might take it in the butt a few times.
Posted on 7/27/19 at 11:23 am to blueridgeTiger
He hasn't responded to my questions, which leads me to believe that I might know who his wife (or one of her friends who's on the cruise with her) is.
Posted on 7/27/19 at 11:23 am to the paradigm
quote:Well....are they sluts?
which leads me to believe that I might know who his wife (or one of her friends who's on the cruise with her) is.
Posted on 7/27/19 at 11:25 am to jeffsdad
quote:
When I worked in Lafayette (hospital) I had a young lady call me on the phone asking if I could run a test on her and tell her if her husband was the father of her unborn baby. I told her no. (20 years ago). She was very upset, crying etc. She said her and her husband had been trying for 3 years to get pregnant. They went on a cruise - they both got drunk and he went back to the cabin. she was really drunk but remembered she had a "quickee" with the Mexican bringing her drinks and was really worried about it being his child. I told her she should talk to her physician to see if he knew of any testing. And I refused to tell her "the odds are you will have a half Mexican baby."
Time to fap
Posted on 7/27/19 at 11:32 am to GeauxxxTigers23
well, the one I know I actually briefly hooked up with back during the Myspace days. I was coming off a divorce and I was chatting up all sorts of single chicks on Myspace. Anyway I was talking to two different girls at the same time. One of them came to my apartment one evening, and we hung out, did a lot of kissing, etc. but didn't do anything sexual. Later that night, at like 2am, the other one invited me to her house, so I went. When I got there she was all fricked up and ended up passing out. We were making out and I was trying to get in her pants but she held her ground. Prior to falling asleep she told me to give her pussy a goodnight kiss, so of course I did, thinking I'd smash the next night or whatever. She was the sexier of the two so she was the one I was interested in. So anyway, the next day I was chatting her up all day and we made plans to meet up that night. But when I got to the bar where we were supposed to meet, she wouldn't talk to me and was all pissed off. She told me to check my phone, so I went outside to look at it. Came to find out that the two girls were good friends and they had each mentioned me to the other one, and I got busted. I tried to convince the sexier one that she was the one I was really interested in, but she wouldn't buy it. We're still friends on social media though, but she's now married in Houma to a wealthy guy. Back in those days though, she liked to talk dirty and I'm pretty certain she was dtf. I just wish she had been sober the night I went to her house. The other one (Brooke) died in 2012, I think of suicide, though I'm not certain.
tl;dr: yes
tl;dr: yes
This post was edited on 7/27/19 at 11:36 am
Posted on 7/27/19 at 11:40 am to Scoop
OP’s wife’s conceptual weekly cumulative total:
OP’s next attempt at sexy time with his returned wife:
OP’s next attempt at sexy time with his returned wife:
Posted on 7/27/19 at 11:57 am to Scoop
quote:
My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise
Next thing you know, Dexter St Jock is fkn your woman.. well
Posted on 7/27/19 at 12:45 pm to dbuchanon
quote:this how I know you are lying. They don’t hire Mexicans on cruise lines. It is a mix of Malaysian, Vietnamese and Eastern Bloc countries with some Indians mixed in
she was really drunk but remembered she had a "quickee" with the Mexican bringing her drinks and was really worried about it being his child. I told her she should talk to her physician to see if he knew of any testing. And I refused to tell her "the odds are you will have a half Mexican baby."
Posted on 7/27/19 at 12:45 pm to Scoop
Prayers sent
Posted on 7/27/19 at 12:47 pm to Higgysmalls
quote:
this how I know you are lying.
benefit of the doubt given because to most gringos who don't get out much, anybody that's not white or black, is messcan
Posted on 7/27/19 at 12:50 pm to HeadSlash
She definitely will be approached by some BBC. I saw a group of 4 or 5 well to do black guys with different groups of white women every other day on my cruise a couple of weeks ago. They know how to play the game
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