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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:46 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:46 pm to TigersHuskers
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Update?
She called but must have been drunk because she wouldn't stop talking about trains. How many trains, how much fun trains are... it's a mystery.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:53 pm to Scoop
Maybe she isn't really with the girls its a cover, maybe she is sharing a cabin with her FWB.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:11 pm to SlidellCajun
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Your wife is going to be different when she returns
if she didn't know what reverse cowgirl was before, she surely will when she comes home.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:14 pm to JoeHackett
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She called but must have been drunk because she wouldn't stop talking about trains. How many trains, how much fun trains are... it's a mystery.
Sounds like some dudes were ‘running train’. This is not a good situation for OP.
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:18 pm to TexasTiger08
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Sounds like some dudes were ‘running train’. This is not a good situation for you
Nice work, detective.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 4:21 pm to JoeHackett
Shes gonna stink of jizz when she gets back
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 7/26/19 at 4:24 pm to TigersHuskers
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Shes gonna stink of jizz when she gets back

Posted on 7/26/19 at 4:29 pm to OldmanBeasley
Prolly all creampie-ing too and using the slpooge as lube. Jesus christ and this guy paid out of pocket for his wife to go on this trip too
Posted on 7/26/19 at 4:38 pm to Scoop
If she tells you she really isn't having much fun, that means she is having a blast, getting some cruise cock, but wants to play it down so you think she isn't doing anything.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 5:14 pm to bayouvette
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it doesn't stay like , its only when they leave the main port that everyone is out on the main deck. After that everyone spreads out.
Rooms aren't open yet.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 5:44 pm to Scoop
Does your wife’s name (or one of her friends’) names start with a K? Tasty little blonde?
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:34 pm to Scoop
I'm not reading this entire thread, but if any of her friends are single you've got trouble. If any of her friends are nurses, realtors or hairdressers you've got trouble. If any of her friends are single and nurses, your wife will be hanging with the extra guys from the group her friends hook up with. She'll start to feel like she's boring, unattractive and jealous of her friends' male attention and decide to get "crazy" by over drinking. That'll lead to, hmm, stuff.
Or, things could be fine and some little old man will try to flirt with her and keep her entertained.
Or, things could be fine and some little old man will try to flirt with her and keep her entertained.
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 7/26/19 at 8:08 pm to Scoop
Hopefully, there aren't any Bama fans on the cruise. 
Posted on 7/26/19 at 8:10 pm to Scoop
Look to see what she does with her clothes when she gets back. If she throws them in the wash immediately after walking through the door - you know what she is washing off. If not, look for the Monica Lewinsky style stain on her black dress.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 8:19 pm to Jake88
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r, things could be fine and some little old man will try to flirt with her and keep her entertained
Nah. Shes getting fricken railed.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 8:56 pm to Scoop
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Scoop
Hope you like blue waffles, because that’s what your wife is bringing home.
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 9:02 pm
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