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My wife just left for the store but forgot her phone

Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:40 am
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80160 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:40 am
What should I do? Is this a test she’s giving me?
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9776 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:41 am to
She'll probably find her way home without it.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6251 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:41 am to
Don’t worry. She’s planning on using the burner anyway on those “trips to the store”.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24263 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:41 am to
Text the guy she is banging on the side to let him know she'll be back in 30 minutes so he doesn't worry about her.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11851 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:41 am to
Do you think she is missing some important calls? Perhaps she doesn't need the phone 24/7.
Posted by Sherman Klump
Wellman College
Member since Jul 2011
4457 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:41 am to
Take a dick pic and send it to her friends group chat.
This post was edited on 7/29/22 at 10:42 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53568 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:42 am to
It really depends on how good of a driver she is and how she is with directions. You may never see her again, but she could find a nice new family to take her in.

ETA: Is she microchipped?
This post was edited on 7/29/22 at 10:44 am
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7386 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:42 am to
I'd probably just pretend not to notice so she couldn't give me a hard time about not bringing it to her.
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:42 am to
She’s seeing her boyfriend since you can’t track her
Posted by cenlaconvertedsouth
Member since May 2020
281 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:42 am to
If you have concerns, then why stay with her...
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47462 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:42 am to
call the store and have them come to the front to customer service for an urgent phone call.

That's how we rolled in the 1980s if we wanted to make sure mom didn't forget my Cap'n Crunch.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13848 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:43 am to

I wish I could go back to the years before cell phones....
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68039 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:43 am to
No Life 360 for you today while she shops at Jody's garage.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80160 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:45 am to
quote:

She’s seeing her boyfriend since you can’t track her



frick
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

frick



Might as well check now. Going to need those screen shots for the divorce hearing.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13848 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Cap'n Crunch


More of a Honeycomb kid myself....

Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24449 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:46 am to
Take hundreds of dick pics on it
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5836 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:48 am to
Take a suggestive picture and make it her wallpaper.

And when she gets home, tell her she left the phone and has to "earn it back"

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29886 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:49 am to
quote:

What should I do?


rifle through it like she does to yours and have 20-30 questions to ask about who she was talking to and texting.

they think its their right and duty to do this any chance they can. but it shows they still love you or they wouldnt do it.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16964 posts
Posted on 7/29/22 at 10:50 am to
Take a butthole picture
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