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Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:35 pm to The Spleen
I'm not against giving a gift...I'm more offended that the gift is expected.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:37 pm to tigergirl10
quote:
There aren't gifts for gender reveal parties
That’s like saying there weren’t lasers at the battle of Stalingrad
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:38 pm to Olric
Screw being married.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:39 pm to Olric
These threads make it so easy to spot who is married and who isn’t.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:40 pm to The Nino
I just gave my wife flowers after each of my boys were born.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:46 pm to Olric
Never heard of it and my wife has pushed three times. Sounds like something trashy people do, like money dances and gender reveal parties.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:48 pm to Olric
Your wife must've been watching "According to Jim"...
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:54 pm to Saint Alfonzo
quote:This is stupid. Do you think she had the baby only because of the husband? Are you married?
God forbid you give your wife something nice for risking her life and ruining her figure to have your child
Posted on 1/30/20 at 7:57 pm to Jake88
I told my wife she was getting an epidural for her push present. It didn’t go over so well but she eventually got over it. Grow some balls!
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:03 pm to Olric
quote:
"There was once a prominent Creole judge who, with true Creole values of courtliness, paid his wife a formal call each time she bore him a child, which was practically every year. A few hours after the birth he would don his most formal attire, including tall silk hat, long cape and cane, step into her bedchamber, remove his hat with a sweeping bow, and present her with a bouquet and his congratulations"
From The Creoles, Gumbo Ya-Ya
This sounds customary
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:05 pm to Jake88
quote:
Sounds like something trashy people do, like money dances and gender reveal parties.
You think Skeeter from the trailer park gives a push gift?
It’s a wealthy thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:06 pm to Olric
You’re supposed get her a very nice piece of jewelry from like Lee Michaels or something to commemorate the auspicious occasion.
If you do not, it’s trashy.
If you do not, it’s trashy.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:06 pm to Jake88
quote:
This is stupid. Do you think she had the baby only because of the husband? Are you married?
I think you have your opinion and I have mine. frick off.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:11 pm to Mouth
quote:
It’s a wealthy thing. You wouldn’t understand
It’s more of a keeping up with the Jones (Joneses? Jones’? Jones’s?) thing mixed with social media overload thing
This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:14 pm to Olric
It’s a thing but my wife “compromised” and we went on a vacation instead of a “gift”
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:16 pm to Cosmo
quote:
Welp, you are never getting a BJ again unless its from a hooker
he is married. he had his last bj on his honeymoon
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:17 pm to Olric
A push gift? You should buy her a lawn mower..
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:17 pm to Olric
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Have yall heard of this nonsense?
No. The baby industry is an even bigger scam than the wedding industrial complex.
Eta: I wouldn't be opposed to a gift but not if anyone says the term "push present" in my presence. I'll push your fat bloated arse out the hospital window.
This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 1/30/20 at 8:18 pm to Olric
Push her off a cliff
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