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My wife insists that our pool is contaminated with heavy metals from Chemtrails

Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Tigerbythetale
Las Vegas
Member since Aug 2014
1458 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:56 pm
She forbids the grandkids from swimming and has ordered a pool water test kit from some Stop Chemtrails website.

I am concerned the test kit may not be reliable based on the source.

Any OT Ballers got any ideas for alternate, reliable testing of pool water for Chemtrail contaminants??

TIA
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:57 pm to
Hey Count Chocula. missed you
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34648 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:57 pm to
Shouldn't have married a dumb bitch
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:58 pm to
What does the old bird's rack look like?
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10305 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:58 pm to
Drown her in it.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

What does the old bird's rack look like?

Five pounds of chewed gum.
This post was edited on 3/16/17 at 5:59 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:59 pm to
time to put her in a "home"?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98127 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:59 pm to
Pics of yogagirl.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17872 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:59 pm to
Google water analysis, literally hundreds.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:00 pm to
I didn't know yoga girl was married.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20868 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:00 pm to
I am going to need pics to evaluate your claim.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

She forbids the grandkids


Holy shite

Yoga girl is a grandmother?!?!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113890 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:00 pm to
In before "Are you married to yogagirl?"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

What does the old bird's rack look like?

Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12861 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:01 pm to
Doesn't sound like you can expect things to get better.

I hope she has other talents.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35462 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

In before "Are you married to yogagirl?"

Nope
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

In before "Are you married to yogagirl?"


Too SlOweO
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3680 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

I am going to need pics to evaluate your claim.

quote:

grandkids


Make it old pics.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19498 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:10 pm to
Grow some balls for once in your life.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:17 pm to
What kind of heavy metals?
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