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re: My wife insists that our pool is contaminated with heavy metals from Chemtrails
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:23 pm to Tigerbythetale
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:23 pm to Tigerbythetale
What does Heather/yogagirl do to keep you around?
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Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:26 pm to upgrayedd
Siver,mercury,barium hell probably uranium.
The entire spectrum ofparticulate metals attributed to Chemtrail including aluminum oxide which, i would guess is not a " heavy" metal .
The entire spectrum ofparticulate metals attributed to Chemtrail including aluminum oxide which, i would guess is not a " heavy" metal .
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:30 pm to Tigerbythetale
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Siver,mercury,barium hell probably uranium.
The entire spectrum ofparticulate metals attributed to Chemtrail including aluminum oxide which, i would guess is not a " heavy" metal .
How did people ever survive in pools before a couple years ago?!?!
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:31 pm to upgrayedd
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pool is contaminated with heavy metals from Chemtrails
1st world problems
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:32 pm to Tigerbythetale
Shove her head under water and make it looked like she drowned by accident
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:34 pm to Tigerbythetale
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Siver,mercury,barium hell probably uranium.
The entire spectrum ofparticulate metals attributed to Chemtrail including aluminum oxide which, i would guess is not a " heavy" metal .
So she lets them play in the yard but not in the pool?
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:34 pm to Tigerbythetale
If your wife actually believes that, nothing you tell her is going to change her mind.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:35 pm to upgrayedd
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So she lets them play in the yard but not in the pool?
She let's them breathe air that's run through a giant metal conditioning unit?
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:37 pm to notiger1997
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Shove her head under water and make it looked like she drowned by accident
Yeah. I don't give this advice lightly but this is a pillow over the face situation.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:38 pm to Tigerbythetale
It's true. My cousin's best friend's brother is a pilot in A.F. He told his brother who told my cousin who told me that they add the stuff to the fuel and it is dispersed through the engines.
NEWS BREAK: they put different additives depending on which part of the nation.
They have discovered that the additive package that is sprayed over cities, especially the northeast and southern Cal. causes people to go brain dead. The last election proved it.
How else could they get normal Americans to vote for a lying, stealing, cheating, murdering fatass fugly bitch??
NEWS BREAK: they put different additives depending on which part of the nation.
They have discovered that the additive package that is sprayed over cities, especially the northeast and southern Cal. causes people to go brain dead. The last election proved it.
How else could they get normal Americans to vote for a lying, stealing, cheating, murdering fatass fugly bitch??
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:39 pm to upgrayedd
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What kind of heavy metals?
Megadeath..or Anthrax, wait..she thinks Anthrax is in her mailbox from the NSA.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:45 pm to Tigerbythetale
Fix your wife a glass of pool water. After she's done, tell her it's pool water and ask her how she feels
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:46 pm to Tigerbythetale
You should be testing her mental stability, not testing your pool...
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:48 pm to Tigerbythetale
Oh no not this shite again.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:52 pm to Tigerbythetale
I would order one of those Chemtrail rainwater testing kits they sell online.
I would also buy her this T-shirt so all the neighbors know she is bat shite crazy.
I would also buy her this T-shirt so all the neighbors know she is bat shite crazy.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 7:26 pm to Tigerbythetale
nothing to worry about, man. sure, they are gonna find all sorts of nasty stuff in your pool because of these chemtrails. however, don't fret, as it is very likely that they can provide her with some little bottle of miracle juice to pour into the pool that will neutralize the stuff entirely.
and that is not all, since you will be set up to receive autoshipments of the stuff, your family will be safe as long as your credit card is good.
and that is not all, since you will be set up to receive autoshipments of the stuff, your family will be safe as long as your credit card is good.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 8:04 pm to Spankum
Check trails are real. Your wife is a smart lady.
Y'all chased off YG for no good reason with all that teasing. She is ahead of her time
Y'all chased off YG for no good reason with all that teasing. She is ahead of her time
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:01 pm to upgrayedd
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so she let's them play in the yard but not in the pool
Recently she showed me blog by another uncredentialled chocolate snowflake radical environmentalist stating the the aluminum oxide and the barium are in Nanoparticulate form meaning they easily pass through roofs doors air conditioning filters etc
Nonetheless she now limits outside play to days where she doesn'the see " suspicious" ( read any) clouds.
That,s the kind of well thought out logical scientific reasoning I am dealing with here
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:16 pm to Tigerbythetale
If the metals are so heavy shouldn't they sink to the bottom of the pool? Just keep the grandkids from diving down and they should be fine.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:19 pm to Tigerbythetale
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Any OT Ballers got any ideas for alternate, reliable testing of pool water for Chemtrail contaminants??
Zyprexa or Risperdal. That will solve the problem
This post was edited on 3/16/17 at 10:20 pm
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