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My Vietnamese neighbor has a rooster in his back yard.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:33 am
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:33 am
Guy lives 2 doors down from me. Good neighbor. Has a pool, takes care of his property.
It started off about a month ago when two hens started coming around my back yard in the evening. He kept them in a cage and would let them wander once a day. I think they are Buff Orpingtons. Big pretty chickens.
Then about 2 weeks ago I see a third bird in the cage and it's huge. I'm like oh no. Sure enough, that motherfricker starts crowing at 5am and doesn't stop until after 8.
Do I call the JP sheriff on a rooster? I have no idea about the rules on chickens in a subdivision.
It started off about a month ago when two hens started coming around my back yard in the evening. He kept them in a cage and would let them wander once a day. I think they are Buff Orpingtons. Big pretty chickens.
Then about 2 weeks ago I see a third bird in the cage and it's huge. I'm like oh no. Sure enough, that motherfricker starts crowing at 5am and doesn't stop until after 8.
Do I call the JP sheriff on a rooster? I have no idea about the rules on chickens in a subdivision.
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Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:34 am to Slippy
Be a man and hump it into submission
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:35 am to Slippy
Tie a Molotov cocktail to a remote control plane and fly it over his yard while blaring Born in the USA
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 8:39 am
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:35 am to Slippy
Call the sheriff and ask if it is allowed. Go on from there.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:36 am to Slippy
Sounds like fried chicken for dinner.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:37 am to Slippy
quote:Of course you report it. Who wants to hear that shite at 5am.
Do I call the JP sheriff on a rooster? I have no idea about the rules on chickens in a subdivision
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:38 am to Slippy
I bet he’s the Pho King Man
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:38 am to Slippy
Trade him a pet for it. He gets mooshookitty and you get kfc.
Win/win
Win/win
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:38 am to Slippy
Call Popeye's
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:39 am to Slippy
Shoot the mfer, the bird not the neighbor.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:39 am to Slippy
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:39 am to Slippy
Or you could tell the neighbor to deal with it first. Then if that doesnt work call the law.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:39 am to Slippy
You should probably start getting in the bed earlier to adjust.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:40 am to Slippy
quote:
Do I call the JP sheriff on a rooster? I have no idea about the rules on chickens in a subdivision.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:40 am to Slippy
Poultry is considered to be a farm animal and most subdivision restrictions clearly state farm animals aren't allowed.
I doubt the cops can do much for you but you can pursue him violating subdivision restrictions.
I doubt the cops can do much for you but you can pursue him violating subdivision restrictions.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:40 am to Slippy
See if you can get some trade on some free massages from his wife/daughters.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:41 am to Slippy
Embrace the reason why you do not live in an HOA and accept it.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:42 am to Slippy
I'll be a man and talk to your neighbor
the fricking people on here Jesus
Then PIIHB
the fricking people on here Jesus
Then PIIHB
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 8:43 am
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:42 am to stout
quote:
Poultry is considered to be a farm animal and most subdivision restrictions clearly state farm animals aren't allowed.
I doubt the cops can do much for you but you can pursue him violating subdivision restrictions.
Agreed. I don't see anything in JP ordinances forbidding owning a rooster.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 8:42 am to Slippy
That’s his Thanksgiving and Christmas back up plan with food shortages and inflation, cut him some slack.
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