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re: My Ukrainian father in law is staying with us for 2 more months

Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7274 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:04 pm to
Ask him if Biden did that thing.
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4213 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:07 pm to
Does he carry a lot of weapons around? My buddy married a Ukrainian girl and his father in law doesn’t go anywhere unarmed, and I’m not talking handguns, the dude keeps a crossbow in his trunk and once brought an ax to defend himself in his hotel room.
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1130 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:27 pm to
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the dude keeps a crossbow in his trunk and once brought an ax to defend himself in his hotel room


Who doesn't?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:31 pm to
What website did you buy his daughter on?
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1130 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:33 pm to
SMH at all the bigots in here assuming the gender of the OPs spouse.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76155 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:37 pm to
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I can hear it even when I have me noise canceling headphones on. Tough to work, mates.
Arrrrghhh, it be talk-like-a-me day already?

Your in-law be an outlaw. Odessa scum.

Congrats on the wench, careful with her aging tho.

Avast, I’ve got to weigh anchor, time & tide await no man.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5757 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 8:11 pm to
Don’t worry, soon he’ll be living in your house, with his daughter and her new husband.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10132 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 8:20 pm to
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My Ukrainian father in law



I honestly thought you were gay from the pictures you post of your clothes and home decor.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 8:58 pm to
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Sea Can full of Eastern European whores


I like the term Sea Can.

Is it something Navy guys say?
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 9:06 pm to
Get him a headset.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 9:09 pm to
I’d say this belongs on Russian Facebook — but then I remembered that all Facebook is Russian Facebook.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 2:57 pm to
Mates Ukrainian father in law here for 3 more weeks (his stay got extended).

My relationship with Anichka has clearly suffered during this awkward arrangement but the real tragedy is the guest bedroom he is staying in. Because Nikolai does not wear deodorant and showers only once or twice per week, the bedroom has literally become a no go zone and I have to hold my nose everytime I walk past.

I would guess that the smell is essentially baked into the carpet and mattress by now (luckily both need updating anyhow).

I am so miserable mates - a captive in my own home. He is constantly pacing the house and my temperament and general irritation with life fester with each footfall. and we no longer speak or make eye contact. I would not wish such an arrangement upon my worst enemy
This post was edited on 11/20/19 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:00 pm to
be a man and stand up for your self "mate"
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:02 pm to
We have fought frequently. I basically spend my days with headphones on and my evenings anesthetized by weed. The good news is I'm frequently at the gym so I'm as fit as I've been in ages.
This post was edited on 11/20/19 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:03 pm to
go out to a bar and get drunk, share a skank together.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41380 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:05 pm to
Is he housebroken yet?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:06 pm to
post naked pics of his daughter. That'll show em !
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:07 pm to
I dated a Lithuanian for 4 years. They probably felt the same way about me watching saints games.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:07 pm to
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post naked pics of his daughter. That'll show em !

whats your email?, Im in some of the pics

well parts of me
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:09 pm to
Tried all that - hes too irritating to have a genuine friendship with. I legit resent him and theres no going back. It's all about survival at this point.
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