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re: My teacher story from 8th grade.

Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:44 pm to
Posted by 4Bagger
Member since Jan 2025
636 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:44 pm to
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I want to believe, but just can’t. Sorry


Having lived it, and having been through a lot crazier things, I don't see what's hard to believe.
Posted by Dirt Booger
Comanche County
Member since Apr 2023
773 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:52 pm to
Unless you’re dealing with some kinda trauma… why post this?

Are you trying to beat pedo charges by establishing a history?

This trauma dump here is alarming

Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13868 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:00 am to
quote:

The kicker: she was me and one of my buddies 8th grade math teacher and she failed him that year. He had to go to summer school for math.


She and your buddy were playing chess, while y’all were playing checkers. She was the summer school teacher and he was her only student the whole summer.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26167 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:29 am to
quote:

Having lived it, and having been through a lot crazier things, I don't see what's hard to believe.


And her name was, uh, Morgan Fairchild, yeah, that’s the ticket…..
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1170 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:32 am to
quote:

she was me and one of my buddies 8th grade


Great story. It’s almost like you never graduated 8th grade.
Posted by 4Bagger
Member since Jan 2025
636 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:21 am to
quote:

Unless you’re dealing with some kinda trauma… why post this?

Are you trying to beat pedo charges by establishing a history?

This trauma dump here is alarming


Thats a weird angle to take, but maybe you have experience with trauma and pedophilia.....I don't.

Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19978 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 7:22 am to
Things that didin't happen
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19158 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:21 am to
quote:

I buddy got his first BJ and I almost lost my virginity that night.


So you blew your friend and then he offered up his arse? You never specified who did what
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2879 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Please do expound on how you almost lost your virginity.


He gave a bj to his buddy. I’d say that’s close. If he wouldn’t have finished his buddy off, he may have lost his virginity.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67796 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:26 am to
quote:

buddy got his first BJ and I almost lost my virginity that night.


Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27730 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:33 am to
quote:

me, two buddies


quote:

I almost lost my virginity that night




Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:46 am to
Dear Penthouse
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40723 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:53 am to
quote:

shite that didn’t happen for $200, Alex


"I almost lost my virginity" isn't the greatest brag in TD history.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26146 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:56 am to
quote:

I almost lost my virginity that night.

After reading this fantasy tale, most of us still think you haven't.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7671 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 8:59 am to
Didn’t happen. You’re dumb.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18851 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:01 am to
quote:

I was too big and or she was too small.


Overplayed your hand here
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20727 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:25 am to
So, your teacher was lying in bed letting yall get shitfaced, and all you could think to do was give your buddy a BJ and he refused to reciprocate.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
16287 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Unless you’re dealing with some kinda trauma… why post this? Are you trying to beat pedo charges by establishing a history? This trauma dump here is alarming


You really believe he is not making this up? The real worry is why people pull things like this out of their arse and post it.
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1098 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:17 am to
Who's parents let their 13 year old kid stay overnight at their teacher's house?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133375 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:19 am to
quote:

No, I didn't have sex with my 8th grade teacher.



quote:

but I buddy got his first BJ and I almost lost my virginity that night.


So you gave him a BJ and he didn't even have the courtesy to bugger you?









Wait...tell me y'all weren't 8th graders at the time
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