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My son told me a joke about a cow this morning

Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:42 am
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:42 am
It was udderly ridiculous!
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9309 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:43 am to
Take a lap and hit the showers dude.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:43 am to

But, what was the joke
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:43 am to
No
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:44 am to
He inverted the Dad joke


Speaking of Dad joke, you never hear the term any more, was big for a year or two.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20486 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:46 am to
That’s not true
Posted by Eyebesmacinhose
Enterprise, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
1787 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:48 am to
A guy at a bar notices a man a few stools down, putting away some shots. Curious, he says, “Couldn’t help notice you’re knocking back quite a few shots. Drinking to remember or forget?” The man says, “Neither. I’m celebrating my first blowjob!” The guy congratulates the man and offers to buy him another shot. “Thanks!” says the man. “I’ve had six so far and still can’t get the taste outta my mouth!”
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16133 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:48 am to
quote:

Dad joke

Dad joke, Dad bod, etc.

How about Dad Who Pays For The Roof Over Your Head And The Food You Eat?

Jerks
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134620 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:50 am to
Did you hear about the pirate that killed a lady?




They know it was a Pirate because at the scene they found a


Cut lass
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:51 am to
I used to have some really good dad jokes. But they all became inside jokes because of covid-19 quarantine
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:55 am to
quote:

fr33manator

Why wouldn't the fence stay up? Because it was


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Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24455 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:13 pm to
You let him talk about his mother like that?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74835 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

A guy at a bar notices a man a few stools down, putting away some shots. Curious, he says, “Couldn’t help notice you’re knocking back quite a few shots. Drinking to remember or forget?” The man says, “Neither. I’m celebrating my first blowjob!” The guy congratulates the man and offers to buy him another shot. “Thanks!” says the man. “I’ve had six so far and still can’t get the taste outta my mouth!”
Something something Aggie Board something something.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:27 pm to
A male cow had an explosive device in him, it was such an abominable story!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71044 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

dbeck


Thank you for making Free's post worth reading.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134620 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Why wouldn't the fence stay up? Because it was


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I laughed at that one.
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
41026 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:34 pm to
What do you call a masturbating cow?



Beef stroganoff.
Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
6413 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:49 pm to
I rearranged all the spices in the spice rack yesterday. My wife hasn’t noticed yet.

But the thyme is cumin
Posted by Eyebesmacinhose
Enterprise, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
1787 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

A guy at a bar notices a man a few stools down, putting away some shots


You know you’ll be telling this to your buddies
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:56 pm to
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