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My son told me a joke about a cow this morning
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:42 am
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:42 am
It was udderly ridiculous!
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:43 am to PrimetimeDaBoss
Take a lap and hit the showers dude.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:43 am to PrimetimeDaBoss
But, what was the joke
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:44 am to PrimetimeDaBoss
He inverted the Dad joke
Speaking of Dad joke, you never hear the term any more, was big for a year or two.
Speaking of Dad joke, you never hear the term any more, was big for a year or two.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:48 am to PrimetimeDaBoss
A guy at a bar notices a man a few stools down, putting away some shots. Curious, he says, “Couldn’t help notice you’re knocking back quite a few shots. Drinking to remember or forget?” The man says, “Neither. I’m celebrating my first blowjob!” The guy congratulates the man and offers to buy him another shot. “Thanks!” says the man. “I’ve had six so far and still can’t get the taste outta my mouth!”
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:48 am to gthog61
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Dad joke
Dad joke, Dad bod, etc.
How about Dad Who Pays For The Roof Over Your Head And The Food You Eat?
Jerks
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:50 am to PrimetimeDaBoss
Did you hear about the pirate that killed a lady?
They know it was a Pirate because at the scene they found a
Cut lass
They know it was a Pirate because at the scene they found a
Cut lass
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:51 am to gthog61
I used to have some really good dad jokes. But they all became inside jokes because of covid-19 quarantine
Posted on 10/3/20 at 11:55 am to fr33manator
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fr33manator
Why wouldn't the fence stay up? Because it was
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Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:13 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
You let him talk about his mother like that?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:24 pm to Eyebesmacinhose
quote:Something something Aggie Board something something.
A guy at a bar notices a man a few stools down, putting away some shots. Curious, he says, “Couldn’t help notice you’re knocking back quite a few shots. Drinking to remember or forget?” The man says, “Neither. I’m celebrating my first blowjob!” The guy congratulates the man and offers to buy him another shot. “Thanks!” says the man. “I’ve had six so far and still can’t get the taste outta my mouth!”
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:27 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
A male cow had an explosive device in him, it was such an abominable story!
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:31 pm to dbeck
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dbeck
Thank you for making Free's post worth reading.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:33 pm to dbeck
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Why wouldn't the fence stay up? Because it was
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Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:34 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Beef stroganoff.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:49 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
I rearranged all the spices in the spice rack yesterday. My wife hasn’t noticed yet.
But the thyme is cumin
But the thyme is cumin
Posted on 10/3/20 at 12:56 pm to soccerfüt
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A guy at a bar notices a man a few stools down, putting away some shots
You know you’ll be telling this to your buddies
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