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re: My son told me a joke about a cow this morning
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:07 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:07 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Don’t utter those words to me.
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Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:14 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
I like jokes that I can tell to anyone.From my 12 yr old niece to my 84 yr old Mom.
Even I down-voted.
eta: Oh,your Son told it.My bad.
Even I down-voted.
eta: Oh,your Son told it.My bad.
This post was edited on 10/3/20 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:23 pm to dbeck
A paratrooper was telling his buddies about his first mission. The plane was at 20,00 feet and it came time for him to take his first leap, but he was scared.
Finally his commanding officer growled "Boy, if you don't jump, I'm gonna take out my 9 inch cock and shove it up your arse!!"
One of the friends says "Well, did you jump??"
To which the paratrooper replied, "Yeah, a little at first..."
Finally his commanding officer growled "Boy, if you don't jump, I'm gonna take out my 9 inch cock and shove it up your arse!!"
One of the friends says "Well, did you jump??"
To which the paratrooper replied, "Yeah, a little at first..."
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:24 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
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No
Boss SLAM!!!
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:28 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
He told you a joke about Destroya?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:34 pm to Jcorye1
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male cow had an explosive device in him, it was such an abominable story
You meant to type “abdominal,” right?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:39 pm to tidalmouse
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I like jokes that I can tell to anyone.From my 12 yr old niece to my 84 yr old Mom.
quote:
"Boy, if you don't jump, I'm gonna take out my 9 inch cock and shove it up your arse!!
Well you might want to keep my joke in your back pocket, then
Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:01 pm to gthog61
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Speaking of Dad joke, you never hear the term any more, was big for a year or two.
Thursday night a friend told me this joke and prefaced it by saying it was a dad joke.
What do you get when you cross a lab with a poodle? Victim answers: Labradoodle
What do you get when you cross a Snauzer with a poodle? Victim answers: Schnoodle
What do you get when you cross a Golden Retriever with a poodle? Victim answers: Goldendoodle
What do you get when you cross a poodle with another poodle? Victim answers: Poo Poodle (or something). No, you get a poodle.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:04 pm to Michael T. Tiger
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You meant to type “abdominal,” right?
Reminds me of one of my favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons where he encountered the abominable snowman and he referred to him as "Mister Abdomina-bobble"
Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:04 pm to athenslife101
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That’s not true
Maybe I aged out of hearing them called Dad jokes.
Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:09 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Davidthegnome would like a word
Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:13 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Do your parents know you have an account on this website?
Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:26 pm to The Boat
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The Boat
Posted on 10/3/20 at 3:07 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Dad jokes = bad jokes
Posted on 10/3/20 at 3:35 pm to PrimetimeDaBoss
Have you seen all of the Summer cows out grazing lately?
Summer brown, Summer black.
Summer brown, Summer black.
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