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My neighbor’s Lhasa Apso keeps defecating in my kadupul garden
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:12 pm
As verklempt with rage as my gardeners and i may be, I’m almost impressed with the little pooch as it has to cover no less than 2 acres to get from their yard to ours. Best way to confront these bird brained hobbledehoys without any resulting skullduggery? I still believe it was their son who threw many rolls of toilet paper in my hydrangeas last fall.
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Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:13 pm to S
A little antifreeze in the Grey Poupon should do the trick.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:22 pm to High C
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A little antifreeze in the Grey Poupon should do the trick.
Do that to the wrong person's dog and a little lead slug in a thick skull should remove the stain.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:22 pm to S
Reticulated Python.
That’ll scare the little shite.
That’ll scare the little shite.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:23 pm to S
I had a neighbor's dog that did that on my walkway regularly.
I told the neighbor. They control their dog now.
We are still friends.
I told the neighbor. They control their dog now.
We are still friends.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:25 pm to S
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Lhasa Apso
Had one of those growing up. He was a mean little bastard
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:26 pm to Fargo Strut
Perhaps I should have a messenger speak to them, then send an intern with a platter of Mrs. S’s delectable salmon truffles.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:32 pm to S
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My neighbor’s Lhasa Apso keeps defecating in my kadupul garden
That's not too bad. I splooge in Mrs. S's bush with some regularity.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:33 pm to Fargo Strut
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Do that to the wrong person's dog and a little lead slug in a thick skull should remove the stain.
This.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:43 pm to S
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it has to cover no less than 2 acres
An acre is a measure of area, not distance.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:45 pm to S
Oh, S, I’m sorry to hear about this dastardly and disgusting act!
Go enjoy some 25 year old scotch and some salmon puffs!
Go enjoy some 25 year old scotch and some salmon puffs!
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:45 pm to tigercross
Thanks, Al.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:47 pm to S
Only poors have neighbors.
This post was edited on 11/17/19 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:50 pm to Doctor Strangelove
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Only poors have neighbors.
This is only one of several of S’s properties.
His Turks and Caicos property is on its own island.
Bless your heart.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:50 pm to S
Ok... here's what you do. Get some gasoline. Or round. up. In the middle of the night, go over to their yard and spell out "KEEP YOUR DAMN DOG OUT OF MY KADUPUL GARDEN, BITCH" in either the gasoline or the round up. In about a week, they should get the hint. Unless their yard has already gone dormant, in which case I'd recommend overseeding with ryegrass in the same fashion.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:51 pm to Paul Allen
As if these “posters” could ever comprehend our opulence, Paul.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:55 pm to LCA131
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That's not too bad. I splooge in Mrs. S's bush with some regularity.
You are aware that is actually Paul Allen?
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:55 pm to Martini
Martini stop
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:56 pm to S
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As if these “posters” could ever comprehend our opulence, Paul.
Exactly. We are on a whole other level.
Posted on 11/17/19 at 4:57 pm to Martini
Get lost, freak!
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