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re: My Hot Wife and I Can’t Figure Out Why No One Wants to Sleep With Us

Posted on 11/18/23 at 11:47 am to
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
6694 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 11:47 am to
He’s managed to keep all his teeth into his mid 50s.

Can’t believe he’s not gettin action.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4604 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:02 pm to
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First off, not me.


Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68197 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:07 pm to
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I never will understand if someone is "happy" why they have to go looking for something greener elsewhere. Whatever happened to just being appreciative of all the gifts you have in life, and the person who is by your side to enjoy them with you?


Because some people are freaks.
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1504 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:10 pm to
he just hasnt called the right people yet, I bet Garcia would do his wife.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49236 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:13 pm to
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He is a sad, broken man.


Why? He got rid of a whore.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41166 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:17 pm to
Maybe he should look into getting a new roof installed.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21148 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:23 pm to
What is the Garcia Roofing reference?
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16665 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:28 pm to
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I'm no longer married


That sucks man, hope y'all didn't have kids.
This post was edited on 11/18/23 at 12:28 pm
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10575 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:28 pm to
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Have a buddy who engaged in some swinging.

Now he's living alone while the wife lives in his house with one of their swing partners, who left his wife.

Oh, and she has custody of the two kids.

He is a sad, broken man.



Played in the sewer and surprised he got shite on him?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69096 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:32 pm to
I notice he gave a physical description of him self, at least to some degree, yet failed to mention anything about his wife’s appearance

I’d consider that a clue as to why other men are not interested in fricking her.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32766 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:35 pm to
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I notice he gave a physical description of him self, at least to some degree, yet failed to mention anything about his wife’s appearance

I’d consider that a clue as to why other men are not interested in fricking her


ding ding. She likely looks like a walrus.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69096 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 12:42 pm to
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Have a buddy who engaged in some swinging. Now he's living alone while the wife lives in his house with one of their swing partners, who left his wife. Oh, and she has custody of the two kids. He is a sad, broken man.


While never confirmed, we suspected one of our former neighbors and his wife were swingers. They’ve long since divorced and moved. Oddly enough it wasn’t the alleged swinging that ended the marriage. Instead, it was her gay friend.

She had this one gay friend who hung out with her and her other girlfriends. I met the guy and he seemed gay as a three dollar bill to me, even had that weird gay lisp many of them have. He was just one of the girls. At least that was the case until once night when the gay fiend had crashed at their place following a party. From what the husband later told me over many drinks, he woke up to find his wife wasn’t in bed. He got up and found his wife, naked, on the couch getting fricked rather vigorously by her so-called gay friend.

Guess he wasn’t as gay as we all thought.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39487 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 5:23 pm to
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Chad504boy


quote:

I wish you all happiness.


Thank you.

Time helps heal. I now have more good and positive days today than I've had in a very long time.
This post was edited on 11/18/23 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39487 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 5:26 pm to
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That sucks man, hope y'all didn't have kids.


2 teenage daughters.

I didn't agree (and still don't) with divorce especially if there isn't adultery, abuse (physical, verbal, or chemical), or complete disrespectfulness, but I'm only 1/2 of the equation. The other has to feel the same, or else they have the option to bolt.

Our kids are okay. I don't think any child ever wants their parents to divorce (unless one of the above or more is taking place), but they, like me, are moving on and forward. There is no other choice.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6474 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 5:32 pm to
Not to derail this but I sort of always took you for a guy that actually understood relationships. I saw quite a few of your posts over the years and they were levelheaded, considering of both parties, and rational.

Always wondered how you had such a great grasp of it, then seeing your divorce I think I understand you got it from therapy would be my guess. No judgement, just doesn't fit for one person to have such a grasp of it and the wife to bail. Seems like you learned it, she stopped trying.

Could be wrong, either way good on you for the positive attitude.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39487 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 5:38 pm to
I figured out through the many mistakes I have made in life that I will have more positive days and a better overall spirit if I face it with a positive attitude than if I do with a negative attitude, and it starts with what I put inside my head.

I am very intentional about trying to be positive, and learning how to see things from a different perspective, realizing that my way is not always right or the best way.

And yes, I see a great guy (therapist) who has really helped me become more self-aware, and isn't afraid to call me out on my bullshite, especially early on when I first started seeing him.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 5:43 pm to
White guys dont do well in that biz. Maybe if he just let his wife do it and he just watched they would be a lot more popular.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29877 posts
Posted on 11/18/23 at 5:43 pm to
Found the "10"...

This post was edited on 11/18/23 at 5:44 pm
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