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re: My gf has gained weight and I am no longer attracted to her and wish to break up
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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She’s gained over 40 pounds in 6 months
Does your Old Milwaukee shake like on Jurassic park when she lumbers through the LivingKitchenRoom of your singlewide now?
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to fr33manator
I think a potato can power a clock or other small electric device.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to Cheese Grits
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Possible, I put on 80 lbs in 6 months when my thyroid ceased to function any more.
One upper
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:42 pm to Cheese Grits
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I put on 80 lbs in 6 months when my thyroid ceased to function any more.
that's not how it works
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:47 pm to ShoeBang
quote:I only drink Busch baw. Or the occasional natty light
Does your Old Milwaukee shake like on Jurassic park when she lumbers through the LivingKitchenRoom of your singlewide now?
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Pix please....
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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She’s gained over 40 pounds in 6 months
How is that humanly possible?
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Here’s the important question.
Did most of the weight go to her tits?
I can handle a weight gain if the boobs get bigger too. But it’s a showstopper if we’re talking 40 lbs and still a C cup.
Did most of the weight go to her tits?
I can handle a weight gain if the boobs get bigger too. But it’s a showstopper if we’re talking 40 lbs and still a C cup.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don't know, man....
During my touring days some of the best lovin' I had was from some corpulent babes.....
During my touring days some of the best lovin' I had was from some corpulent babes.....
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:53 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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She’s gained over 40 pounds in 6 months
Now that she's got a weight advantage, do you think she can finally take down a chimp or has she lost too much hand speed?
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Tell her you feel like y'all need to see other people (specifically her a dietician and you horny/fit female).
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:00 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Good Lord, man up and say something.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:03 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You're right to end it. A single, 22 year old woman with no kids is in a prime position to be in the best shape of her life. If she can't keep her weight under control with those conditions then it's a virtual certainty she'll be waddling around like porky pig when the ring goes on her finger, she pops out some kids, and has a full time job.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:03 pm to Mr Perfect
You are probably trolling but it is exactly how it works.
Amazing how something going wrong with something so small can make bigger.
Amazing how something going wrong with something so small can make bigger.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:06 pm to Cheese Grits
you can't just gain 80lb in 6 months without over eating and being lazy. your body doesn't produce mass out of thin air idiot
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:08 pm to Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
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What happened to that baw who bought his wife a peloton for Christmas without her wanting one?
That was a terrible idea on many fronts. The biggest was setting the precedent that his wife got multi thousand dollar christmas gifts.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:11 pm to Mr Perfect
My wife gained 35 lbs in 6 months after having neck surgery. It took her 4 months after the surgery before she was really able to do any exercise.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:17 pm to Mr Perfect
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your body doesn't produce mass out of thin air idiot
If I eat a hamburger with a thyroid my body processes it back out
If I eat a hamburger with no thyroid (think zero metabolism) it does not process
Weight gain is fast as your body is no longer efficient in processing intake.
I hope you never experience such a medical process but if you do, you will easily see how you can put on 10+ lbs a month when it no longer works.
The opposite works as well. When I was much younger and way more athletic I was consuming 6,000 to 8,000 calories a day and had issues putting on weight.
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