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re: My gf has gained weight and I am no longer attracted to her and wish to break up

Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21141 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

She’s gained over 40 pounds in 6 months


Does your Old Milwaukee shake like on Jurassic park when she lumbers through the LivingKitchenRoom of your singlewide now?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58775 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to
I think a potato can power a clock or other small electric device.
Posted by Gabriel Susan Lewis
St. George
Member since Apr 2019
294 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Possible, I put on 80 lbs in 6 months when my thyroid ceased to function any more.


One upper
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:42 pm to
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I put on 80 lbs in 6 months when my thyroid ceased to function any more.


that's not how it works
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17174 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:47 pm to
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Does your Old Milwaukee shake like on Jurassic park when she lumbers through the LivingKitchenRoom of your singlewide now?
I only drink Busch baw. Or the occasional natty light
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:48 pm to
Pix please....

Just kidding.

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

She’s gained over 40 pounds in 6 months


How is that humanly possible?
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8061 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:51 pm to
Here’s the important question.

Did most of the weight go to her tits?


I can handle a weight gain if the boobs get bigger too. But it’s a showstopper if we’re talking 40 lbs and still a C cup.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 1:53 pm
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:52 pm to
I don't know, man....

During my touring days some of the best lovin' I had was from some corpulent babes.....

Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

She’s gained over 40 pounds in 6 months


Now that she's got a weight advantage, do you think she can finally take down a chimp or has she lost too much hand speed?
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
25249 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:56 pm to
Tell her you feel like y'all need to see other people (specifically her a dietician and you horny/fit female).
Posted by Trindon4Prez
Los Angeles
Member since Apr 2019
154 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:00 pm to
pics?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35451 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:00 pm to
Good Lord, man up and say something.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1413 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:03 pm to
You're right to end it. A single, 22 year old woman with no kids is in a prime position to be in the best shape of her life. If she can't keep her weight under control with those conditions then it's a virtual certainty she'll be waddling around like porky pig when the ring goes on her finger, she pops out some kids, and has a full time job.


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58775 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:03 pm to
You are probably trolling but it is exactly how it works.

Amazing how something going wrong with something so small can make bigger.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:06 pm to
you can't just gain 80lb in 6 months without over eating and being lazy. your body doesn't produce mass out of thin air idiot
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
6843 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:08 pm to
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What happened to that baw who bought his wife a peloton for Christmas without her wanting one?


That was a terrible idea on many fronts. The biggest was setting the precedent that his wife got multi thousand dollar christmas gifts.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8061 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:11 pm to
My wife gained 35 lbs in 6 months after having neck surgery. It took her 4 months after the surgery before she was really able to do any exercise.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58775 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:17 pm to
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your body doesn't produce mass out of thin air idiot


If I eat a hamburger with a thyroid my body processes it back out

If I eat a hamburger with no thyroid (think zero metabolism) it does not process

Weight gain is fast as your body is no longer efficient in processing intake.

I hope you never experience such a medical process but if you do, you will easily see how you can put on 10+ lbs a month when it no longer works.

The opposite works as well. When I was much younger and way more athletic I was consuming 6,000 to 8,000 calories a day and had issues putting on weight.
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