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My friend wants to become a Scientologist--Is this real life?

Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:42 pm
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:42 pm
So my friend wants to get into Scientology. I looked up the background story and it blows my mind with what these people believe in. Does anyone know a Scientologist?

The Story of Xenu
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Once upon a time, 75 million years ago, there was an alien
galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the
planets in this part of the galaxy, including Earth, which in
those days was called Teegeeack.
Xenu had a problem. All 76 planets of the Galactic Confederation
he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet
had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of
this overpopulation, and he had a plan.
With the help of renegades, Xenu defeated his opponents,
the good people and their Loyal Officers. Then with the
help of psychiatrists and the media he persuaded billions of
people to come in for income tax audits. They were instead
injected in the lungs with alcohol and glycol to paralyze
them. Then they were put into spaceships that looked
exactly like DC-8 airplanes, except they had rocket engines
instead of propellers.
These space planes then flew to planet Earth where the
hundreds of billions of paralyzed people were stacked
around the bases of volcanoes. H-bombs were lowered into
the volcanoes, and Xenu detonated all the H-bombs at
once, killing everyone
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:42 pm to
He's gone to the dark side. Back away from him slowly.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37183 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:43 pm to
Yikes
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80838 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:43 pm to
Shows you how stupid people are.

Hubbard literally created a religion out of thin air to seek books and con people out of money, and it worked.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:44 pm to
is this why tom cruise was at the game?
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:44 pm to
That shite gives me the creeps.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:45 pm to
Do these people really believe this to be true?
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3935 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

Is this real life


Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
10381 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

Once upon a time, 75 million years ago, there was an alien
galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the
planets in this part of the galaxy, including Earth, which in
those days was called Teegeeack.


Didn't we find one of their space stations earlier this week?

Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

is this why tom cruise was at the game?


Posted by HVAU
Up over here
Member since Sep 2010
5165 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:48 pm to
Sounds plausible.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:52 pm to
Posted by ULSU
Tasmania
Member since Jan 2014
3931 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:55 pm to
If you are rich, being a scientologist is great.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
20165 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:56 pm to
Scientologists don't learn the story about Xenu, until pretty late in the game. Many get pissed off, and leave when they do.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23394 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:57 pm to
I'm sensing unusually high thetan levels in this thread.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45428 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:03 pm to
The Catholic priests would threaten to ban people from heaven if they didn't give enough money. This isn't new in religion.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

If you are rich, being a scientologist is great.


I guess. I just don't enjoy throwing away money on bogus stories like this.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:17 pm to
I have all the secrets. Send me $5 and I will let you know how to decode the first level.
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

The Catholic priests would threaten to ban people from heaven if they didn't give enough money. This isn't new in religion.


Are you public school or baptist?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:19 pm to
This sounds like a story someone would tell while high.
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