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My friend wants to become a Scientologist--Is this real life?
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:42 pm
So my friend wants to get into Scientology. I looked up the background story and it blows my mind with what these people believe in. Does anyone know a Scientologist?
The Story of Xenu
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The Story of Xenu
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quote:
Once upon a time, 75 million years ago, there was an alien
galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the
planets in this part of the galaxy, including Earth, which in
those days was called Teegeeack.
Xenu had a problem. All 76 planets of the Galactic Confederation
he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet
had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of
this overpopulation, and he had a plan.
With the help of renegades, Xenu defeated his opponents,
the good people and their Loyal Officers. Then with the
help of psychiatrists and the media he persuaded billions of
people to come in for income tax audits. They were instead
injected in the lungs with alcohol and glycol to paralyze
them. Then they were put into spaceships that looked
exactly like DC-8 airplanes, except they had rocket engines
instead of propellers.
These space planes then flew to planet Earth where the
hundreds of billions of paralyzed people were stacked
around the bases of volcanoes. H-bombs were lowered into
the volcanoes, and Xenu detonated all the H-bombs at
once, killing everyone
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:42 pm to trom83
He's gone to the dark side. Back away from him slowly.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:43 pm to trom83
Shows you how stupid people are.
Hubbard literally created a religion out of thin air to seek books and con people out of money, and it worked.
Hubbard literally created a religion out of thin air to seek books and con people out of money, and it worked.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:44 pm to SG_Geaux
is this why tom cruise was at the game?
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:44 pm to trom83
That shite gives me the creeps.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:45 pm to John88
Do these people really believe this to be true?
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:45 pm to trom83
quote:
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:45 pm to trom83
quote:
Once upon a time, 75 million years ago, there was an alien
galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the
planets in this part of the galaxy, including Earth, which in
those days was called Teegeeack.
Didn't we find one of their space stations earlier this week?
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:46 pm to sullivanct19a
quote:
is this why tom cruise was at the game?
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:55 pm to trom83
If you are rich, being a scientologist is great.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:56 pm to trom83
Scientologists don't learn the story about Xenu, until pretty late in the game. Many get pissed off, and leave when they do.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:57 pm to ULSU
I'm sensing unusually high thetan levels in this thread.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:03 pm to SG_Geaux
The Catholic priests would threaten to ban people from heaven if they didn't give enough money. This isn't new in religion.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:05 pm to ULSU
quote:
If you are rich, being a scientologist is great.
I guess. I just don't enjoy throwing away money on bogus stories like this.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:17 pm to trom83
I have all the secrets. Send me $5 and I will let you know how to decode the first level.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:19 pm to AUCE05
quote:
The Catholic priests would threaten to ban people from heaven if they didn't give enough money. This isn't new in religion.
Are you public school or baptist?
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:19 pm to trom83
This sounds like a story someone would tell while high.
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