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re: My Dachshund was Expelled from Obedience School

Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1078 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:21 pm to
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I bet you won't post a pic of the alleged suspect.


You lose.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119863 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:23 pm to
Sounds like this teacher is shite at their job.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72587 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:27 pm to
Dachsunds become naturally obedient with age when their back legs stop working after a few years.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13347 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:34 pm to
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hey have also been kicked to death in the streets of America because they were the symbol of Germany during two World Wars


I don't care what they were the symbol of... I see someone kick a dog for no reason... they are getting a beating.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12343 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:36 pm to
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He and another dog got into a fight over a turd. I don't know if I should be proud that he is a warrior or ashamed of his dietary preferences.




I dunno, dude... but great post!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12343 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:41 pm to
vv cute pup! I love puppy pictures!
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30738 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:42 pm to
I have a question, since this was obedience school.
Had the trainer been specifically training these dogs not to fight over turds?
This trainer is trying to deflect from personal failure. That's dogshit.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 9:44 pm
Posted by littlebird92
Louisiana
Member since May 2018
307 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:03 pm to
OMG! I love him. What is his name?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25779 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:04 pm to
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Dachshund


It's spelled Datsun, you rube.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30738 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:09 pm to
Has anybody else ever thought about this?
If you crossed a hog and a Dachshund you would get huge slabs of ribs.
I don't have either 1, so I haven't been able to prove it yet.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3769 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:12 pm to
One of the best posts this year! Be proud of your little man.
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1078 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:22 pm to
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What is his name?


On his AKC papers he is Prinz Oskar. I call him simply Oskar.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 10:25 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12343 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:24 pm to
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On his AKC papers he is Prinz Oskar. I call him simply Oskar.


Are you serious!? Your weiner dog is Oskar?!?

This story improves with details!
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1078 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:29 pm to
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Your weiner dog is Oskar?!?

I never thought of it from that angle, but yes he is. I almost named him Otto after the character Otto in the movie A Fish Called Wanda, but Oskar just seemed to flow better.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12343 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:32 pm to
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but Oskar just seemed to flow better.


Of course it did.. lol...

You really did that without forethought?

Advertising is a beast!!
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38211 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:38 pm to
I got bit in the inner thigh by a daschund as a 10 year old.

They said he never bit anyone before. He was just a good judge of character.
Posted by littlebird92
Louisiana
Member since May 2018
307 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:58 pm to
He makes a great Oskar!
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29903 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 1:05 am to
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Prinz Oskar


You named him after Prussian royalty, he was going to be a warrior no matter what.
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
871 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 1:51 am to
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What breed was the other dog


Australian long-haired turd eater.
Posted by doze4
Greens burgs
Member since Aug 2007
2029 posts
Posted on 7/2/25 at 2:19 am to
quote:

What breed was the other dog


ShitZu ?
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