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re: My Dachshund was Expelled from Obedience School
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:21 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:21 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I bet you won't post a pic of the alleged suspect.
You lose.

Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:23 pm to Missouri Waltz
Sounds like this teacher is shite at their job.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:27 pm to Missouri Waltz
Dachsunds become naturally obedient with age when their back legs stop working after a few years.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:34 pm to Ghost of Colby
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hey have also been kicked to death in the streets of America because they were the symbol of Germany during two World Wars
I don't care what they were the symbol of... I see someone kick a dog for no reason... they are getting a beating.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:36 pm to Missouri Waltz
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He and another dog got into a fight over a turd. I don't know if I should be proud that he is a warrior or ashamed of his dietary preferences.
I dunno, dude... but great post!
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:41 pm to Missouri Waltz
vv cute pup! I love puppy pictures!
Posted on 7/1/25 at 9:42 pm to Missouri Waltz
I have a question, since this was obedience school.
Had the trainer been specifically training these dogs not to fight over turds?
This trainer is trying to deflect from personal failure. That's dogshit.
Had the trainer been specifically training these dogs not to fight over turds?
This trainer is trying to deflect from personal failure. That's dogshit.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:03 pm to Missouri Waltz
OMG! I love him. What is his name?
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:04 pm to Missouri Waltz
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Dachshund
It's spelled Datsun, you rube.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:09 pm to littlebird92
Has anybody else ever thought about this?
If you crossed a hog and a Dachshund you would get huge slabs of ribs.
I don't have either 1, so I haven't been able to prove it yet.
If you crossed a hog and a Dachshund you would get huge slabs of ribs.
I don't have either 1, so I haven't been able to prove it yet.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:12 pm to Missouri Waltz
One of the best posts this year! Be proud of your little man.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:22 pm to littlebird92
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What is his name?
On his AKC papers he is Prinz Oskar. I call him simply Oskar.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:24 pm to Missouri Waltz
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On his AKC papers he is Prinz Oskar. I call him simply Oskar.
Are you serious!? Your weiner dog is Oskar?!?
This story improves with details!
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:29 pm to SallysHuman
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Your weiner dog is Oskar?!?
I never thought of it from that angle, but yes he is. I almost named him Otto after the character Otto in the movie A Fish Called Wanda, but Oskar just seemed to flow better.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:32 pm to Missouri Waltz
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but Oskar just seemed to flow better.
Of course it did.. lol...
You really did that without forethought?
Advertising is a beast!!
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:38 pm to Missouri Waltz
I got bit in the inner thigh by a daschund as a 10 year old.
They said he never bit anyone before. He was just a good judge of character.
They said he never bit anyone before. He was just a good judge of character.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 10:58 pm to Missouri Waltz
He makes a great Oskar!
Posted on 7/2/25 at 1:05 am to Missouri Waltz
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Prinz Oskar
You named him after Prussian royalty, he was going to be a warrior no matter what.
Posted on 7/2/25 at 1:51 am to VermilionTiger
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What breed was the other dog
Australian long-haired turd eater.
Posted on 7/2/25 at 2:19 am to VermilionTiger
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What breed was the other dog
ShitZu ?
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