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re: My company's Christmas party is tonight... any good work party stories from the OT?
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Started at a Christmas party at the old Chicago's Steakhouse on Government St in the late afternoon. Ended the next night waking up naked in a room with 2 blonde co-workers, who were also naked. Don't remember much in between but I'm sure a good time was had by all.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:25 pm to SallysHuman
Ahhh...Sally, to make a long story short I thought she was trying to take my bonus check out of my jacket pocket. Turns out she was trying to put hers in.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:41 pm to jchamil
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It’s important that I go though.
JFC, it was bad enough when he trolled the same statement in last year’s Xmas party thread. But, recycling it takes it to the next level.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:50 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
One of my first real jobs was at an old school smaller town company that had branched out into some ambitious tech areas. So the Christmas parties were the most bizarre mix of small town hicks and older white collar and younger college grads lol. Some of younger staff chicks got kinda wild. Saw boobs once.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:50 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
For at least the last quarter century, we have had a Christmas luncheon on a Friday. Nice restaurant, private room, open bar. Spouses/SO's not invited, although a few will show up for the bar-hopping afterward.
I have so many stories I don't even know where to begin. Law firms were crazy places back in the 90's and early 2000's. Much tamer now. Which is good, because I'm old.
I have so many stories I don't even know where to begin. Law firms were crazy places back in the 90's and early 2000's. Much tamer now. Which is good, because I'm old.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:56 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Operators used to bring escorts. They had a “who brought the hottest chick” competition. Each guy voted…. Winner earned $500+
One operator’s baby momma got fired from the company just prior to the party. She showed up starting a fight
One operator’s baby momma got fired from the company just prior to the party. She showed up starting a fight
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:06 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
2021 the wife's company Christmas party was in Nashville. The owner paid for the rooms and food and gave each employee $200.00 for drinks. This was for about 60 people. I spent most of the party arguing with an Alabama crack head while watching Bama beat the Dawgs in the SEC Championship game. Was pretty tame night until after the party. Wife decides she wants to go to the Gaylord Hotel to see the decorations, our Rag head Uber driver is doing 100 on the interstate and side swipes a car and refuses to stop. The driver of the other car follows us and when we get to the Gaylord and step out we are almost immediately surrounded by cops. Weapons drawn and the driver tries to bail. After about an hour of explaining they finally let us leave. We Uber back to our hotel with everyone in a panic because one of the newer office girls, who drove up alone is missing. Everyone is shitting bricks. She turns up after couple hours throwing up and proceeds to pass out in the lobby waiting for the elevator. Emergency services are called and they load her up and take her to the hospital and stomach pump her stomach. This is around 2:00am. Next morning as we're loading up the Tahoe to leave she's back and is now screaming and crying and accusing one of the guys from the other office of drugging and raping her. He had headed out back to Chattanooga in the middle of the night to get away from her. Turns out she was just a whore and had been fricking for a while and she had forgotten that she let the guy film one of their hookups on his phone. She was fired and he quietly resigned. Need less to say that was the last Christmas they have had
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:15 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
We used to have great Christmas parties. Plenty of free booze and door prizes. Then this dumb arse ruined the booze. He went up to the head of hr and told her he wanted to eat her pussy. And the women was in her 60's.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:16 pm to johntclark96
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Started at a Christmas party at the old Chicago's Steakhouse on Government St in the late afternoon. Ended the next night waking up naked in a room with 2 blonde co-workers, who were also naked. Don't remember much in between but I'm sure a good time was had by all.

Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:18 pm to Tiger Ryno
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No possible good can come from attending a company xmas party.
Oh contraire, mon frere, attending one in the 2010s allowed me to be close to the stage of a popular queer bro country band from the early 2000s.
Well… now that I think about that one again…
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:25 pm to McLemore
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you can’t swing a dead car around there
Well if I could pick up and swing a car around, I’d be making millions as an NFL D-lineman rather than reading Tigerdroppings at work.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:28 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Crimmus parties, where jobs are lost and divorces are found.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:35 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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any good work party stories from the OT?
Posted on 12/11/25 at 3:58 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I got some good advice early in my career that nothing done at those parties is ever forgotten.
I have been thankfuk that I was somehow mature enough even when I was immature to take that to heart.
Some people absolutely make fools of themselves.
I have been thankfuk that I was somehow mature enough even when I was immature to take that to heart.
Some people absolutely make fools of themselves.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:07 pm to DiamondDog
I went to a work party about a year after I was divorced. Family was invited and a coworker brought her attractive sister. The sister and I flirted with each other pretty hard but because I had some coworkers that I went to church with at the party, I decided I didn’t want to explain all that and went home. Found out on Monday the owner of the company took her home for some fun.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:16 pm to ShrevetownTiger
I feel like I missed out.
Never had a job for christmas parties
Never had a job for christmas parties
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:26 pm to BabyTac
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Now that I’m an Executive
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BabyTac
There’s a 0 percent chance that you are an executive.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:28 pm to BabyTac
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Executive
Is that kind of like how Preachers title themselves Pastor & CEO?
This post was edited on 12/11/25 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:34 pm to HoustonChick86
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Team bonding. We did it during the day.
That’s gay
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