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re: My $40 red eye from Denver to Dallas

Posted on 11/3/17 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Member since Jan 2011
72881 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 10:32 pm to
It’s at the shite terminal so you wait in a mile long line with all the international poors to get through security

It costs $5363802 to check a bag

It costs $3573 for a glass of water on the flight

The whole fricking flight is a rolling “please buy our shite” experience

You’re 100% guaranteed going to be sitting next to a bunch of fat slobs

None of the people on the flight or in the terminal have any tiny incling of airline etiquette so they’re all slow and in the way and confused and frickING SLOW

Need I continue?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 10:33 pm to
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$40 is so cheap I’d stand the whole way there.


fricking this. Same day air shipment of anything would cost at least that much, and OP is complaining about same day shipping of himself for that price.
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
25337 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 10:40 pm to
Then fly Frontier next time. They sell $50 tickets too.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 10:44 pm to
Spirit Airlines is the Greyhound Bus for people who got over their fear of flying.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 10:49 pm to

It's 40 bucks.

What type of people do you see fighting over the $187.00 42" Tv's on Black Friday?
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63747 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 10:50 pm to
9 pm getting in at 11:45 or w/e is not a red eye chief. Fly on a real airline in the future
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67015 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:09 pm to
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A 2 hour flight plus 1 time zone is not a red eye.

I took a red eye from California to Dallas that I'd barely call a red eye flight. I think it was a 4 hour flight tops. don't get much sleep on that flight, no matter how empty it was
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:18 pm to
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Never ever ever EVER fly spirit.


I flew them once because my friends wanted to and the flight was insanely cheap, like cheaper than our uber to our hotel. Dont understand the hate, you get what you pay for. Southwest is def one of the best airline deals, seating situaton is dumb but its still cheap
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:24 pm to
You paid $40 for what? A 90 min llong flight? Suck it up and stop being such a bitch
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Member since Jan 2011
72881 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:27 pm to
I’ll pay double to not deal with the bullshite.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:28 pm to
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None of the people on the flight or in the terminal have any tiny incling of airline etiquette


The correct them, idk how some of you survive living so scared to check people
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2204 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:40 pm to
$3 waters, buzzballz are served as cocktails, and we are still waiting on an open terminal

My eyes are red but I apparently don't know what a red eye flight is. My bad baws
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72881 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:43 pm to
I’d love to see you school a pile of fat black women on their first flight into hurriying the hell up.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:55 pm to
What makes it so bad?
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 11/3/17 at 11:59 pm to
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What makes it so bad?

The cabbage rolls the cheap bastard behind you packed so they could save enough money to check that bad
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2204 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:09 am to
so true. frick it, no ragrets
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15337 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:15 am to
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Free drinks?


Free mugging?
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:15 am to
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It’s at the shite terminal so you wait in a mile long line with all the international poors to get through security

It costs $5363802 to check a bag


You complain about the poors then complain about paying $30 to check a bag?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72881 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:17 am to
It’s more like 50 IIRC

And no price is worth the misery of a guaranteed loss in the seat lottery.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43558 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:43 am to
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The cabbage rolls the cheap bastard behind you packed so they could save enough money to check that bad


I bring my own food on the plane.... Mainly because the airline food sux..... Cabbage rolls sound good.
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