re: Multiple Choice: How do you clean your privates?

H. None of your damned business, you pervert.

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Wouldn’t that still be pretty sticky when you put your underwear on?

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Only if you have a shitty, little, yip dog

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E. Water and soap with rag (last part cleaned)
F. Water and soap with rag (not last part of body cleaned)

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Soap/water/rag entire body, cocknballs very first thing, then rest of body, asscrack very last thing. Except on the rare occasion that I have athlete's foot, then asscrack gets washed before my feet. I don't know the chances of turning athlete's foot into athlete's asscrack, but I'd rather not take the chance.

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Thank you in advance for your assistance with this research.

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You are very welcome! And if you have any questions about the logic behind the correct way to shower, I will gladly answer.

Hands and a bar of soap. No way I’m running a rag thru my arse crack and hanging it back up after rinsing. And no way I’m using a new rag every shower.

If anyone says the have a dedicated rag for cleaning their balls and a-hole are lying.

I can’t stop laughing at the responses here.

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no way I’m using a new rag every shower.

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No way I'm using a dirty rag every shower.

H. A hard bristled toothbrush and Borax.

Power washer

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bc I am not gonna get a new rag every shower bc I’ve been cleaning my arse with it.

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How dirty can you arse possibly be? Do you just pull your pants up after shitting?

My bush is the perfect place to rub my bar of soap to get it lathered up fast.