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re: Multiple Choice: How do you clean your privates?
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:44 pm to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:44 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:Would you put salsa in the crease of your own elbow and eat it with a chip? I would. Would you put salsa in your own asscrack and eat it with a chip? I wouldn't. Probably not even fresh out of a shower.
How dirty can you arse possibly be?
I get why he wouldn't use a rag that's already been through his asscrack. I just don't get why it's such a big deal to grab a clean one every shower.
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Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:45 pm to Rouge
I have a home health care nurse
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:45 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:How does he clean your privates?
I have a home health care nurse
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:47 pm to Rouge
There's no way you're getting as clean with your hand as I am with a rag
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:48 pm to CrownTownHalo
I'm glad the sponge came up
How do you clean in preparation to clean all over your body after it was all over your nüts/va-jj?
How do you clean in preparation to clean all over your body after it was all over your nüts/va-jj?
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:49 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
There's no way you're getting as clean with your hand as I am with a rag
I would say the opposite. You can't maneuver a rag/loofa/sponge around your a-hole nearly as well as what your hand can.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:50 pm to HempHead
Your hand is not going to be scrubbing as hard as the rag. You just gotta twist the end of the rag and torpedo it into your a-hole.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:50 pm to Rouge
This place used to be somethin!!!!!!!!
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:50 pm to Rouge
C
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:51 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
Your hand is not going to be scrubbing as hard as the rag. You just gotta twist the end of the rag and torpedo it into your a-hole.
You doubt my digital intensity, sir.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:51 pm to Korkstand
quote:
I have a home health care nurse
How does he clean your privates?
he starts with some soft music and some wine
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:53 pm to HempHead
quote:What kinda frickin' maneuvering are you doing back there?
I would say the opposite. You can't maneuver a rag/loofa/sponge around your a-hole nearly as well as what your hand can.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:54 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:You must have platinum level insurance.
he starts with some soft music and some wine
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:55 pm to Korkstand
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What kinda frickin' maneuvering are you doing back there?
I squirt out a little dollop of soap in both hands, use one to give a rundown on my dick and balls, and use the other to give a deep scrub up and down my crack and starfish. Very thorough.
I'm not about to get naked with a woman with butt odor.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:58 pm to Rouge
Dick and balls - c
Butt hole - F
I clean legs after butt hole leftover washes down
Butt hole - F
I clean legs after butt hole leftover washes down
Posted on 7/17/20 at 7:58 pm to Korkstand
Actually since the stroke I wash with one hand so I have to squirt the body wash on me a dollop on my chest and some of my naughty bits it looks like a Smurf jizzed on me
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:01 pm to OWLFAN86
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he starts with some soft music and some wine
Owl I’m so glad you’re back to posting, you have always made me chuckle
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:01 pm to LoneStar23
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:14 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
I use a new rag every time. I reuse towels though.
Posted on 7/17/20 at 8:15 pm to Rouge
I was my C&Bs first with shampoo by hand after my hair. Then I wash the group with body wash and a loofa at the end of the body cleaning portion.
I usually aim for 5 minutes of dedicated washing per round, but sometimes I only make it to like 3 minutes in the first round, so the second round is a utilitarian 60 seconds to close it out.
I usually aim for 5 minutes of dedicated washing per round, but sometimes I only make it to like 3 minutes in the first round, so the second round is a utilitarian 60 seconds to close it out.
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